So, tell me – what makes your dick tick, baby? What are some of your most interesting phone sex fetishes? I’m all about exploring new things, so I want you to call me and talk to me about whatever gets you off, even if you think it’s different from the norm. There are so many things we could discuss, but the best things to talk about are the things you don’t normally talk about with anyone, if you catch my drift. Phone sex fetishes don’t always have to be about jerk off instructions, or domination roleplay. I’m here for you to explore your craziest fantasies with too, so let go of your inhibitions, and don’t forget that I’m confidential, especially because I don’t know any of your friends. That means you can tell me anything. So what’s your thing?
Mmmm….I’m hungry. Are you a sploosher? I bet you want to cover my body in slippery, gooey goodness – there are so many good foods to use. Fuck the whipped cream – that’s the kindergarten of splooshing. We want cakes with loads of icing, bowls of baked beans, bottles of barbecue sauce and chocolate syrup, and tubs of pudding. I’d love to fill a big bathtub or kiddie pool full of lime jello and have a wrestling match with you!
If splooshing doesn’t cover your funkiest of phone sex fetishes, maybe you’re a looner instead. You love everything about latex balloons, and you want to talk to someone about it. We can talk about the smell of the latex, or about the feel of the balloon, both inflated and deflated, when rubbed up against your skin. You love to rub balloons all over your naked body and build up static cling, don’t you? And when you’re really excited, you’ll blow up a balloon and then….POP! A climax like no other…
Maybe those weren’t anything near whatever your funkiest phone sex fetishes are, but I’m dying to see if you can surprise me with yours!
Call 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Riley to talk phone sex fetishes!
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