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Fart Fetish Phone Sex with Trixi

How our weak human bodies betray us! Humans are a species of animal and our body functions are a daily reminder of this fact. You can be in an important business meeting, you can be ready to propose marriage to the woman of your dreams, you can be at church or synagogue or mosque and what happens? You fart! Before you can squeeze your asshole tight, it explodes! That big smelly and horribly loud fart came out at just the wrong time! You cannot help but be traumatized by it. You cannot help but remember it with the worst sort of shame. Yes, our bodies betray us and farts are one way this happens but it is a way that is certain to happen since all humans beings have gas build up in their bodies and all human beings have to pass it out of their bodies. It makes for some interesting fart fetish phone sex conversations.

Or maybe nothing like that has ever actually happened to you, at least not in “real life.” But you have inevitably thought about it and how dreadful it would be for you if it did happen. You have imagined it with a curious combination of fear and shame and . . . sexual arousal. Or maybe you were there when it happened to someone else. You felt sorry for the person. But you couldn’t help but laugh about it. You might also have gotten sexually aroused by that person’s uncontrollable publicly expelled fart and even jacked off thinking about it, having a hell of an orgasm thinking about that fart.

Farts are a funny part of life — and so is fart fetish phone sex. All that degradation and fear and humor combines to make farts a turn-on for you. Call me and tell me your fart stories and your fart fantasies and your fart fears and we can both enjoy ourselves with a hot and satisfying session of fart fetish phone sex.

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Trixi

Fart Fetish Phone Sex with Sybil

If something is an inevitable part of life and it is also something embarrassing and terribly private, something that can cause a person to be a target of ridicule and endlessly razzed, isn’t it equally inevitable that it will be eroticized by some folks? That the secret thing, the embarrassing thing, will become a turn on that will get a lot of dicks nice and hard and throbbing, and lead them to jack off. And so it is with the fart fetish phone sex. You fear that sound but you also want to hear it, don’t you? You get turned on when you hear a woman fart. After all, we “ladies” are supposed to be so very delicate and refined and modestly restrained but a big loud stinky fart shows that we are made of flesh and blood — and flesh and gas!

Fart fetishist, you want to call and tell me you would like to have me make a big loud fart and aim the gas right in your face! You want me to fart in your face so you have to cough and choke on that foul awful stink that is worse than the smell of rotten eggs. You want to put your nose right in between my ass cheeks and — right then — you want me to loose a smelly fart right in your face! You know what is more? I absolutely love hearing you callers tell me how much you want to smell the stink of my farts. I want you to tell me you would rather smell the stink of my farts than to smell the most expensive perfume in the world or the most wonderful flower. I want to talk with anyone I possibly can about fart fetish. I know there are a hell of a lot of you out there and you want to call and keep on calling.

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Sybil for fart fetish phone sex

Fart Fetish Phone Sex with Heidi

Imagine, if you will, a fart fetish phone sex call that is unlike any other fart fetish phone sex call. Sure, most fart fetish phone sex callers want to have their faces in my big ole butt while I’m letting the stink rip, and some like to be shrunken down into tiny men who get fully engulfed in my ass and all its stink, but there’s one caller who takes it to a happy little place in the woods…

One day a cute cartoon skunk is hanging out with her friends deep in the woods. While chatting and gossiping, a big, mean wolf approaches her with his teeth showing. The wolf irately accuses the skunk of “talking shit” about him. He tells her he has heard that she has been saying she could take him down if she wanted to, and that he isn’t so tough after all. Hearing this rumor has the wolf very angry, and he wants to show the skunk that she is very wrong.

“I’m going to get you, you little bitch!” the wolf proclaims as he advances toward the skunk. He is showing off his fangs and teeth, trying to intimidate the skunk, but she’s not scared. He gets closer, wondering why this small, furry creature isn’t intimidated, but when he gets only a few inches away he finds out the answer to that question.

RRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

The skunk jumps up in the air, flips around, and lets out a mighty fart, spraying the face of the wolf with the foulest smell he has ever laid his nose upon. His extreme scent senses kick in and that big, bad wolf passes out before he can grab the skunk, a cloud of the skunk’s stink lingering around his head. When he finally comes to, the wolf is humiliated and concedes his weakness to the skunk’s secret stench weapon. All the woodland creatures get to go about their day with a new level of respect, and maybe a little fear, for the skunk.

Now who’s in charge?

If you also want to have playful fun with a fart fetish phone sex call, try Heidi at 1 888 8 FREAKY!!! I’ll be waiting for you!! XOXO