Religious Blasphemy Phone Sex with Hellena

I know a bunch of you little demons have found my writings that are out there on the world wide web, all about being an ex-nun. Well, it was a joke, but it’s also my favorite Halloween costume, and Halloween is right around the corner. Last year I went to a kinky party at the dungeon and my costume was a fallen angel, but this year it’s time to pull out the old nun’s habit. It’s not a cheap costume bought at the local pop-up Halloween store – it’s an actual nun’s habit I stole a long time ago when I fucked a priest in his rectum while in the rectory of his church. He loved every inch of my strap-on and every minute of being my bitch. I made him call me God while he licked my ass too. If you’re into religious blasphemy phone sex, I’m sure you’ll want to call and hear all about it.

Religious Blasphemy Phone Sex

I will confess (to you, but not to God – he can fuck off) that I don’t just wear the nun’s habit. That costume has a few accessories I add to make it complete. No sinner like me could feel comfortable in a nun’s habit without a few extras….I call them “the five B’s.”

1. Baby bump (fake, of course).
2. Bottle of booze (I prefer vodka).
3. Blunt (fuck off – it’s legal here).
4. Beads (real rosary beads that have been used as anal beads).
5. Bible – not a plain old Bible, but a BIBLE PADDLE. Go ahead and Google it. You’ll see what I’m talking about. Mine is well-worn.

Yep. I’m not just a naughty nun for Halloween – I’m a kinky, alcoholic, Rastafarian nun who’s about 8 months pregnant. That sounds about right. Do you love it? I know you do, which is why you’ve probably already called me for religious blasphemy phone sex. I have a bit of knowledge about the Bible and the horse shit that’s in it, and I’m so not afraid to call the old fart on a cloud and his faggot son out on it.

If you’re even slightly amused, then you should pick up your Goddamned phone and dial 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Slutty Sister Hellena. We can rock out on some really nasty religious blasphemy phone sex – we’ll make Satan himself blush with our fantasies!!

Voyeur Phone Sex with Moira

It’s time to call me and come clean. I already found out about one man who stalks me on here and on my Twitter, always emailing me to tell me things about myself because he’s ALWAYS watching. And I know good and well he can’t be the only one! Maybe you can even explain during our voyeur phone sex how you manage to work AND watch and get so much done while going undetected! I’ve often wondered about men (or women, if I’m really lucky!) who may watch me through my bedroom windows. I have 4 after all, on 3 sides of the house since I’m the 2nd story and on the far end. And I NEVER pull my blinds! I do have sheer curtains that look lovely when they blow with the breeze when my windows are open, but maybe you already know that? In which case you’d ALSO know that you can still see through them even when they’re drawn. I love to imagine desperate men sitting in their cars, going mad waiting til the moment I decide to shower or change clothes…Or lonely older men walking their dogs getting lucky to pass by at JUST the right moment!

Voyeur Phone Sex

But maybe you’re a patient waiter, although unfortunately assigned to your computer instead of outside my house since poor little you don’t know where I live! (And I loooove the power in that!). But hey, you DO have a phone number capable of reaching me–and nudes I’ve posted for you–which is more than the men in the neighborhood have likely stumbled upon! Seems a fair exchange I’d say! So what’s stopping you from USING that little number? Don’t you want to hear my voice LIVE? Don’t you want to hear me describe all the things I’d do to your little dick that you’ve already been imagining for months? Or am I mistaken?? Is it NOT so little? Maybe I should just shut my mouth and let you tell ME just want you’re gonna do me during our voyeur phone sex??! I can’t help but grin at the thought of THAT!

Besides, if you want a little…foreplay…you have my email. I think it’s time you come out of the bushes and be a real man!

CBT Phone Sex with Abby

One of my favorite things in the entire world is CBT phone sex. And being able to torture your cock and balls during the very best month of the year will be absolutely heavenly. For me, anyway. I don’t care if you think it’s heavenly. I only care if you’re in pain. Trust me when I say that I will be delighted as you’re moaning and groaning and yelping about how much it hurts when I tell you do to certain things to your cock and balls. I love it when you losers vocalize how much pain you’re in as I’m giving you orders. And the more you scream, the more it inspires me to come up with other painful things for you to do to yourself. Don’t get me wrong – I’ve got a whole repertoire of things that will bring you pain and bring me so much fucking pleasure.

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I can’t remember exactly when I realized that I love it when men are in pain. I guess it’s probably just always been who I am as a person deep down. It’s never bothered me when someone on the other end of the line has been screaming and begging me to let him stop with the CBT phone sex shenanigans. In fact, as I said, it really does make me want you to hurt more and it makes me want to hear you scream my name while begging me to give you sweet, sweet relief. But you’re not going to get that when you talk to me. So, if you think you can’t handle the onslaught of pain that you’re going to receive when you call me, you might want to reconsider calling. I know you won’t reconsider, though. You think you can handle it. That is so damn adorable.

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask to talk to Abby

Ruined Orgasm Phone Sex with Trixi

Man, are you a loser! Hell, what a chump! You like getting turned on, you like getting almost there, and then — kaput! Your cum is lousy or you can’t cum at all. Why, you are even such a loser that you call a phone flirtation service just for ruined orgasm phone sex. And let me tell you, all you fools out there, I am super into ruined orgasm phone sex. There is nothing I like better than to tease a guy and not allow him to cum. And it’s just as good of a thrill if he did cum but it was not as good as usual, just a barely there orgasm that does not even deserve the word orgasm but is more like a pitiful little org!

Ruined Orgasm Phone Sex

With my mature voice, my well-earned confident voice, my lovely red hair, my trim taut white body (I keep in good shape for a lady in her mid-50s) I know for sure I can turn a guy on. I know a man wants to fantasize about being with ol’ Trixi and kissing me all over — it is such a privilege to put your lips and tongue on this gorgeous body — and playing with my boobs and sucking on my nipples and pulling on my sweet bubble butt. I know thinking about eating my pussy and eating my asshole will cause that dick of yours to get hard. I want to get you hard and hear your breathing speed up — oh! I know it is about to happen — and then I’ll tell you, “Nothing doing, buster, leave that dick alone. Take your hand off and do not do a damn thing with it.” Then I have ruined a loser’s orgasm once again in ruined orgasm phone sex! Ha ha ha! You got what you deserved and you know it!

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Trixi

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Heidi

Dear Diary – I need to confess about something that happened the other day, but I just can’t tell anyone I know about it. I’m writing in you, dear diary, to tell you all about a mutual masturbation phone sex call I had two days ago. It was a call so hot that I’m still thinking about it – I can’t stop thinking about it, in fact, and it’s driving me CRAZY!! I’ve already gotten myself off so many times since that call that my clit is sore and my pussy is tired, but none of my self-service moments have come close to how amazing that mutual masturbation phone sex call was!

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex

I admit I truly love watching a man touch himself. Well, honestly, I also love watching a woman touch herself too. Even if they know you’re watching, it’s like you’re watching from outside the window, witnessing their true, exposed self. When I get mutual masturbation phone sex calls, I really want to know what I would be seeing, as if I’m right there with my caller. The guy that called me the other night was so vivid in his description, and the heat in his voice was so intense that I felt my panties getting drenched before we even got started touching ourselves. I was already horny when he called, but nothing prepared me for how excited he made me.

I reached into the drawer next to my bed and pulled out my favorite dildo. I listened to him tell me how he was stroking his cock – slow and slippery, paying attention to his swollen head. Diary, I was so worked up and wet by the sound of his breathing that my dildo slid right in. It was almost as if I could feel that hot breath of his on my neck. I told him I was pleasuring myself with my rubber cock while thinking about looking right into his gorgeous green eyes. Just saying that made him moan, which made me squeeze tightly and buck wildly while I rubbed my clit with my thumb.

Diary, the next part was so intense that I think I have to wrap this up right now and get myself off, yet again, while I think about that mutual masturbation phone sex call. I can still hear the way he moaned so loudly, his cock exploding while he listened to me cum hard on that rubber cock. I really hope either he or another horny, hot dude calls 1 888 8 FREAKY again soon so we can cum together like that. For now, dear diary, my thoughts and my dildo will have to be enough. Now, where did I leave that dildo…

Luv, Heidi XOXO

Extreme Phone Sex with Sloan

I want something really naughty. I want a handsome guy like you with a big dick to talk to me and tell me what you want to do to me. You can be a college jock, nerd, silver-haired daddy or a stocky man with lots of cum in store for me. You can be whoever just as long as you’re horny, love beautiful shemales and you want me as much as I want you. I’m telling you that I don’t want just phone sex, I want extreme phone sex. Make me take that big dick of yours down my throat and fuck it like a wet pussy. Fuck my pretty face hard and make me gag. If you don’t mess up my makeup, then you’re not throat fucking me hard and deep enough. C’mon baby, give it to me rough! My panties are soaking with my cum!

Extreme Phone Sex

After I can’t take that big dick down my throat anymore, I want you to stick it in my ass. I also call it my tight shemale pussy. I already have a dildo in there, and I’ve been sliding it in and out. I want this hole nice and ready for that dick. It’s so big, and I want it baby..just like my throat, I want you to fuck me hard. Fuck yes! Prop me up on your kitchen counter and stretch out my shemale pussy wide! I want extreme phone sex right now. I want to see if I can handle your dick and that dildo inside of me at the same time. I want you to double stuff a horny slut like me. I hope you’re not wanting to use a rubber because I want you to fill me up with your cum. Make me the most extreme shemale slut you’ll ever want. Call me now.

I’m on twitter, follow me @AlwaysSexySloan

Impregnation Phone Sex with Heidi

Cock vore impregnation phone sex – that’s more than a mouthful, right? But it’s also super intriguing too, isn’t it? Let me explain… I was daydreaming about BBC cock vore when I started to take that daydream to a new level. Imagine you’re my boyfriend and my cuck. One night we’re spending time with our bull, a big, gorgeous Black man with a huge cock. In the tradition of today’s cuckolding dynamic, you’re not just there to sit in the corner and watch. You must participate, so to earn your time with us you first have to do the obligatory comparison of cock size. This is where cuckolding turns into cock vore impregnation phone sex. Pay attention…

Impregnation Phone Sex

You’re face to face with his ginormous dick. We both tell you that you must put one hand around your sad little nub and the other around his deliciously hard battering ram. His ego is inflated just as much as yours is deflated by this act, and he tells you that you must start stroking both cocks at once. He wants you to see and feel the difference in function as well as size. The more you stroke, the softer and smaller your puny peeny gets, and the harder and bigger his seems to be. Are you imagining it, you wonder?

No. You realize there is so much more space separating your fingertips as they try to wrap around his cock. You thought it was already as hard and swollen as it could get, but now it continues to grow with every stroke. You look up and he is towering over you. Wait – is he growing or are you shrinking? Maybe both? Who cares which way the sizes are shifting? The fact of the matter is they are. Before you know it, you’re staring into the largest cock hole you’ve ever seen. You can see allllllll the way down his dick. The inside looks sticky and wet, pink and alive…it almost looks hungry.

Let the cock vore part of our cock vore impregnation phone sex begin…that cock almost seems to smile as its head looks at you. The hole curves into a mouth, then opens wide and wraps around your head. You’re getting squeezed and sucked down that sticky tube, feeling smaller with every passing second. Your tiny body eventually gets sucked into the inner tubing in your balls, and you end up so small that you get absorbed into his cum when you land inside his left nut. Now what?

OMG – at this point I’m SO turned on that I need that gigantic cock inside of me. I know you’re gone, but seeing it happen that way makes my pussy juices drip. I long to find out how his cock feels now that it’s swallowed you whole forever. Forever…or is it?

I can’t control myself. I charge forward and jump right on him, straddling that huge cock. I want him deep inside of me, pumping me full of cum, knowing that you’re in his next load. I ride and ride, giving him the pussy ride of a lifetime. He unloads inside of me over and over before we both collapse and reminisce about how much of a good cuck you were.

Two weeks later I take a pregnancy test, suspecting I already know what the result is. I was right. He impregnated me with the cum that was in his balls when you went for your last swim. You were a part of the big load – you were the secret ingredient in his best baby batter ever! My body is about to change in so many ways…

Ok, so that fantasy has really got me going. There are so many fun things we can do with a cock vore impregnation phone sex call. Maybe you’re the one getting impregnated – who knows? I want to hear about your cock vore impregnation fantasy now, so call 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Heidi! XOXO

Supernatural Role Play Phone Sex with Sasha

Well the summer is over and fall is here. 2023 is flying by. I can’t believe it’s already October! You know what means. Halloween is right around the corner. I love this time of the year. The weather is cooler, the leaves turn beautiful colors, free candy offered at several businesses and here’s my favorite thing, horror movies/shows are playing on multiple television channels. My idea of a cozy and relaxing October evening is watching back to back scary films and series while eating popcorn and chocolate candy. The feels I’m getting right now when I think of my childhood. If the content I’m watching has supernatural elements in it, that’s even more excellent. Earlier today, I caught some of one of the Twilight movies on TV, Eclipse. As I watched, I instantly realized I am going to write my next blog on supernatural role play phone sex.

Supernatural Role Play Phone Sex

My favorite supernatural, mystical, folklore people and creatures are witches/wizards, vampires, ghosts, zombies, a succubus/incubus, mermaids and sirens, and fairies. Throughout the year, I occasionally daydream about supernatural role play phone sex stories involving these beings but now during the 31 days of October, it’s a real treat fantasizing them. A witch and/or wizard casting a spell on me and I have no choice but to let them have their way with me. Just picture I live in the universe of Harry Potter. A sexy man wizard enchants me with a love potion as he waves around both of his big wands. Haha. He gets to have my body and make sweet, magical love to it somewhere in private at Hogwarts. This’ll be the role you play in our future call. You get my mind on such a high as I cum on as well as choke on your dick repeatedly. The power you have over me makes you superior.

Vampires are timeless. Another creature to hold power over their victims. You and I can switch up playing the vampire and the victim. We as vampires can read minds of the living. Mind blowing sex comes first, then blood sucking, and then the transformation to becoming the undead concludes. I hope you like ghosts or zombies. Imagine me as a ghost who haunts you. You’re the only person who can see me and I won’t cross over until I watch you fuck your beautiful significant other for a hundred different sessions. With zombies, they aren’t sexy so in a supernatural roleplay phone sex narrative, I’m chasing you to attack and eat your face off. You’re a lot faster than me to get away but when you least expect it, I come out of nowhere and manage to bite and scratch you and viola! You get infected and turn into a mindless zombie sooner or later.

If you have stayed around and read, immersing yourself in this blog all the way up to this point, then I don’t know what in the hell you are waiting for! Mystical supernatural role play phone sex is a call away. Pick up the phone to dial 1-888-8-FREAKY and ask for Succubus Sasha.

Impregnation Phone Sex with Renzo

Before you double-take on this title, let’s be real. I know there’s a lot of guys out there wanting nothing more than some impregnation phone sex! You dream of having a pussy-maybe you even bought one you can wear! You got the tits to match? I’d love to get a grab on those puppies! I want some pooftas calling me up, lifting their skirts, and letting my monster cock drill right into that pretty man pussy of yours! Just imagine all my sperm being released during my explosion (and there WILL be more than one!), swimming frantically up your channel to plant themselves in your womb! Because that’s exactly what you’re good for ain’t it? Bein a BREEDER!

Impregnation Phone Sex

Admit it. You love the danger. You don’t even care if I knock you up and leave ya! Knowing you got to experience a REAL man with a REAL cock, let alone are privileged enough to carry a piece of me with you even when I’m long gone—-yeah, admit it. It drives you FUCKING WILD! It’ll be so good you’ll be hitting me up for more impregnation phone sex so I can be hitting YOUR ass time and time again! You think I WON’T fuck you just cuz I impregnated you last time? Ohhh no, that only makes you taste all the sweeter! You think you’ll still look cute in that dress after your tummy is fat with my seed??? No matter, I’ll STILL pound the shit out of ya! It’ll make labor look like a breeze!

With balls like mine, I got plenty of sperm to go around. Hey, maybe I’ll even father a whole nation? Who knows?! But you’d be the perfect princess to help me do it! Maybe I can even knock you up with twins or triplets to get the job done faster! Bounce that cute ass of yours over to me and give me what I want!

2 Girl Tranny Phone Sex with Frankie

I had a feller last night ask me if I’d been with a T girl. At first I thought he meant “tea” & I imagined some proper chick with that big poofy ass thing on her dress sippin on tea from England LMAO Can’t say I’m the kinda gal that’d get picked to meet the Queen or nothin (may she rest in peace). But then I realized—He meant TRANS girl! And to my knowledge, shit—I never have! And I NEED to! So that’s where YOU cum in, big boy! I want a 2 girl tranny phone sex call! Have you checked out our shemales!!?? ::fans self:: They’re hotter than me! Fuck! Now I love both dick AND pussy—and any blend of the 2! But a gorgeous woman with a huge dick!?—Now THAT’S the best of both worlds! I’m seriously kickin myself that I haven’t made that happen before now!

2 Girl Tranny Phone Sex

I bet some of you boys aren’t so sure about it. Kinda like how I felt towards my Mema’s banana pudding til I finally TASTED it & still regret to this day all the years I missed out on it! SO I propose a mutually beneficial solution! I get my first sexilicious tranny phone sex call, & YOU get ME to guide you & open your eyes AND your ass to a world you’ll quickly see you were sorely missin! I want her dick in your ass while your tongue fucks the hell outta my pussy! I can clean your dick off after & let her have a turn with ME! (Don’t go thinkin you’re havin allllll the fun now!) So many holes—so little time!

So stop wastin it! Even better if you email me and let me pick her!!! Mmmm I’ll send you a special picture after for that privilege. Call 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Frankie

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