Olfactophilia Phone Sex with Trixi

I happen to have a close friend who possesses a truly extraordinary sense of smell. He has had that extraordinary sense of smell since he was a child. He could sniff the seat of a chair and say, “So-and-so was here today.” The grown ups around him were utterly baffled and wowed by this superpower of smell he had. Yes, as I am sure you guessed, this fellow’s sense of smell plays a strong role in his sexuality. He often says of a woman, “I could smell her and it turned me on.” Even if your sense of smell is not in his range, or even in a superior range, you can still get off on olfactophilia phone sex! After all, so much of sex is smells. Sure, there are people who personally like the way pussy smells and do not mind at all putting my face between a female friend’s thighs.

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Of course, there can be a lot more to olfactophilia phone sex than just talking about the fishy oder between female things. Some people like to open up your armpits and take a series of deep whiffs from you underarms. Or maybe you like the scent that hair — yes, on the head! — might have. Some people get turned on by the overall special scent that each human being has. Do you get turned on thinking about the special odor of your “significant other”? Or maybe you are likely to get turned on by the scent of the last hooker you bedded. What smells do it for you? WHOSE smells do it for you? Call Trixi at 1 888 8 FREAKY and we will talk about it while your dick gets hard as a hammer and we will keep talking about it until our olfactophilia phone sex session causes you to explode in a head to toe earth shattering orgasm!

 

BBC Phone Sex with Suzanne

As I sat down to write this blog, I got a caller who just happened to have the exact fantasy I was going to write about. He told me that he wanted a kinky BBC phone sex call and it felt like the stars were aligning. It always makes me happy when a white man realizes the power of big black cock. And even more importantly than that, it makes me happy when a white man realizes how inferior his small cock is. And when you add in the fact that these BBC loving losers are turned on by the humiliation of it all? Well, that is the icing AND cherry on top of things. It was quite a fun call and hopefully he will call back and be all dressed up again. I am pretty sure he will. But in the meantime, I have time for fun with you. Sounds awesome, right?

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Do you dream about getting all dressed up in your most frilly lingerie and getting down on your knees to suck a big black cock? Do you think about what it would be like to bend over and take a throbbing black dick bury itself balls deep inside your tight virgin asshole? The possibilities are endless when you call me for BBC phone sex. It depends on what you like. You can dress up or not. You can suck BBC or get fucked by it. We can talk for as long as you want to about the things you maybe have already done with those chocolate dicks. Like I said – endless possibilities. Are you ready to call me up and get this big black cock party started? Get on the phone right now at 1 888 8 FREAKY and make sure you ask to talk to Suzanne when you call.

Spanking Phone Sex with Sloan

You dirty little bitch boy. You’ve been checking me out all day and haven’t picked up the phone to call me yet. Bad, bad, bad. We’re going to have to do something about that. I’ve got a long wooden paddle with your name written all over it. Drop those trousers, let me see that pale ass. You need me to give you some hard licks for being a bad boy, making me wait so long for you to call me. I don’t put up with that. I’m going to turn those ass cheeks red and make you pay. You know that you’re a bad dirty boy, and you need some hard, loud spanking phone sex. And nobody spanks harder than a pissed off hot shemale like me. The last guy I spanked for being bad walked away crying. That’s right, and he promised to never make me wait for a long time to hear his pathetic voice over the phone again.

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What was that? Are you trying to come up with excuses? No, heck no. There are none. All there is now is me, you and my paddle. So just bring yourself over here to me, you worm. Drop ’em. Lean forward against my dresser. How many licks do you think you should get from me? Well, I have an idea but you’re going to have to call me to find out. Blogging isn’t spanking phone sex, you will
need your phone, bitch boy. Duh! Your ass is going to be so red and blistered by the time I’m done with you. You’ve made me so mad by not calling me by now, but we both know that’s going to change. You’re going to take your punishment, a hard blistering spanking from me and promise to never piss me off again. So cum and get it over with.

You can also find me on twitter- @AlwaysSexySloan

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Glenn and Riley

Get down here, boy. Look at her lick my full set of balls as I play with her clit. She’s getting so wet, and my dickhead is dripping lots of precum. Riley and I are so ready for you to join in on our cuckold phone sex sensation. Isn’t this what you’ve been dreaming about? Watching a stud like me play with your hot girlfriend’s wet pink pussy, that’s just waiting for me to stuff her with my hot hard cock. Get in on this action and suck that sweet pussy juice off my cock. Oh fuck yeah, this feels so good! I wanna show you how a real man fucks pussy and creams inside of her…listen to her beg for more and more. She can’t get enough of me, and all you can do is sit back, jerk off and wait for your turn to do whatever Riley and I tell you to do. – Glenn

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You heard him – get down on your knees and watch closely, you little cuckhole! It’s about time I got a seriously good bang from a real man with a real dick. From now on the only thrill you get, aside from cuckolding phone sex of course, is watching other people fuck. No worries, bitch boy – if you’re quiet and do as you’re told, you’ll be able to suck the cum out of whichever hole I give to Glenn to fill. If you wear a pair of my panties and admit to being a sissy bitch, you get to suck Glenn’s cock before and after it’s been inside of me. Don’t even think about lying through that dick-sucking mouth – we both know you want to suck his cock just as much, maybe more, as you want your face buried between my thighs. – Riley

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You can’t “man up” but you can own up to it, so put on your beta bitch panties and dial 1 888 8 FREAKY – ask for a cuckolding phone sex call with Glenn and Riley, and get ready to watch us have a good time. You might want to bring the popcorn.

 

 

Slutty Wife Phone Sex with Frankie

When it comes to slutty wife phone sex, I guess that’s pretty close to the bone haha! (You like what I did there? lmao) I tried to be a good wife for a while, but the man had a penis the size of a thimble, the stamina of a sloth, and the creativity of a rock! I know I know—I married him! It’s what my parents wanted, he was “safe,” blah blah blah and all that! But I had no idea our bedroom would be such a snooze fest–at ALL hours. So yeah, I started out with “accidental fucks,” ya know, the unplanned kind when I had one too many drinks when going out since he was working late AS USUAL. But a good fuck is like a can of Pringles–once you pop, you just can’t stop! I felt like my body had been brought back to life! And the occasional “whoops” just wasn’t cutting it!

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Then I got online. I was like a damn scout. And I found me some goldmines better than what the local bars were washing up! And by goldmines, I mean BIG BLACK COCKS! OOOOHHH MY GOD! If you’re gonna cheat, make it count!!!! It’s kinda like calories. If you’re on a diet, don’t waste it on something subpar. Go for gold!!!!! My pussy was like a damn school girl, giddy and full of energy, ready to pounce! Eventually I told my husband and the sad thing is, he’d thought I’d been cheating long before I actually was! Because he KNEW he was a lousy husband, boring as drying paint, and no dick worth a mention! To his credit, he didn’t cause a huge scene and actually asked if he could watch! And I tell ya what—that man was BORN to be a cuck! He finally found something he was good at!!! haha. Then he even started participating, and I gotta give him that too–he can suck a cock like a champ! Didn’t choke, not once!

But, like the story usually goes, it gets old having to “run it by the husband.” I just ain’t one for asking permission. So don’t go expecting me to during our slutty wife phone sex call either, because frankly, I like to do what I want when I want. And I don’t need no guilt trips. So, we parted ways. It didn’t even feel that different because he was rarely home anyways. He’s married to his office haha. BUT he still calls me up sometimes! Wanting in on my AFFAIRS so to speak! Not sure just what he misses more…my tits, or my lovers’ dicks! So what kind of husband will YOU be? You just gonna sit in a chair and watch? Or get in on the fun? Or are you gonna be a real bitch and make me sneak around behind your back? You gonna come home early one day and find out the real reason I have a new pep in my step?? Ooooor, do YOU wanna be the golden cock I bring home while the hubby is zombied out behind his computer screen? Will he catch US?

See now I’m all wet and excited!!!!! Can’t wait to hear how you wanna play it during our slutty wife phone sex! My slutty pussy is ready for some cock so you better hurry up and call! *muah!* Dial 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask to talk to Frankie!

Looner Fetish Phone Sex with Sybil

It’s party time! It’s your birthday party time! Or just your good day! Or happy Sunday, Monday, any day that end with “y” day! There is not day that is not a day of celebration for you looner fetish phone sex lovers. Heck, perhaps I should say US looners as I have quite a liking for balloons myself. Oh, yes, balloons are absolutely beautiful and adorable and I think they tickle the back of each adult’s mind with memories of happy times during childhood like birthday and trips to the carnival or trips to the circus where you bought a balloon and proudly waved it around. Yes, I am down with that. But then when you get into puberty, and even more when you become a full-fledged card-carrying able to legally drink and vote adult, you can see a sexual aspect to the beauty and the wonder of balloons.

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You can get hot and bothered and thoroughly turned on by balloons. Then it is time to call Sybil for looner fetish phone sex. Tell me how looking at a balloon gets your dick hard. Tell me how feeling that smooth surface of a balloon — how smooth they are! — makes you hot and horny. Oh, and aren’t balloons pretty? They can be in any color but usually they are in pastels and primary colors: baby pink and sunshine yellow and sea blue and scarlet red and bright purple. If you are a looner, you are certain to appreciate the special beauty of balloons. Do you like to blow them up? To put your breath into the balloon? Or do you prefer to watch another person blow the balloon up? When you call for looner fetish phone sex, tell me exactly what form your balloon fetish takes. Tell me how it started and what you love about it. Are you afraid to admit you are a balloon fetish because you think friends and family might think you are weird? Well, you have nothing to fear from telling me everything about your balloon fetish. Call me now and let’s have a super hot and horny looner fetish phone sex session! I can’t wait to talk with you!

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Sybil

Phone Sex Brat Samantha

I get off on being a phone sex brat. I get so many calls every day from losers who I would never give the time of day to in real life. You all know who you are. I’ve probably told a lot of you who have called me that I’d never talk to you without the fact that you’re paying me. But even knowing that won’t stop you from getting out your credit card and paying me to talk to you. You know that that’s the only way you’ll ever get a gorgeous girl like me to talk to you, so it’s good that you’ve just accepted it. And that’s just the start of things. I don’t think you have any idea what you’re in for when it comes to me being bratty. I can hurt your feelings, drain your bank account, and ruin your life. Doesn’t that sound fun?

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I also can get you to finally do things that you’ve always wanted to do – like suck cock and be fucked by a big black cock. Or get pegged by a girl like me. Maybe you want to go stand on the street and pick up clients and you’ll pay them instead of them paying you. There are so many things I know you’re dying to do so I’ll talk you into them. I will even talk you into things you aren’t exactly sure about, so beware of that before you give me a call. You’ll end up doing things you never even thought possible when you give this phone sex brat a call. So what in the world are you waiting for? You should already be dialing. So get on the phone right now and call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY and make sure that you ask to talk to Samantha.

Dirty Phone Sex with Glenn

Gay? Bi? Curious? No matter what your flavor is, I got what you need with dirty phone sex. I’m a hot stud who is raunchy with all kinds of kinks that need attention. I love to fuck raw ass then stick it in your mouth so you can taste that sweaty ass on my cock. I want to talk about your girlfriend and how hot she is and how badly you want me to fuck that tight shaved pussy. Watch me cum all over those pussy lips and slip it back in and fuck her some more. Wanna taste that sweet pussy on my cock? Deep throat me, dude. Taste it all! If filthy and dirty is what you need to get off, then you’re exactly what I’m looking for when my phone rings. I want you to be able to take it and beg for more.

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Are you hard yet, dude? I know I’m getting there. Sitting back in my desk chair at the computer with my phone right next to me. It could ring at any time, and I’m hoping that it’s you wanting dirty phone sex. Let’s talk for about 15 or 20 minutes (or longer) while we pull out our big dicks and stroke them together. Let’s watch as both of our dickheads start to drip precum. I don’t know about you, but I’ll be tasting my sweet precum as I lick it off my fingers. Hearing you say you want to suck my cock after I fuck you and your girl really turns me on. I want that so bad, and I want it tonight! Don’t wait too much longer. If you want your phone sex to be dirty and raunchy, and you want to talk with a horny stud like me, then I’m your stud!

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask to talk to Glenn for dirty phone sex

Twitter @Glenn4Phone

Religious Blasphemy Phone Sex with Hellena

I know a bunch of you little demons have found my writings that are out there on the world wide web, all about being an ex-nun. Well, it was a joke, but it’s also my favorite Halloween costume, and Halloween is right around the corner. Last year I went to a kinky party at the dungeon and my costume was a fallen angel, but this year it’s time to pull out the old nun’s habit. It’s not a cheap costume bought at the local pop-up Halloween store – it’s an actual nun’s habit I stole a long time ago when I fucked a priest in his rectum while in the rectory of his church. He loved every inch of my strap-on and every minute of being my bitch. I made him call me God while he licked my ass too. If you’re into religious blasphemy phone sex, I’m sure you’ll want to call and hear all about it.

Religious Blasphemy Phone Sex

I will confess (to you, but not to God – he can fuck off) that I don’t just wear the nun’s habit. That costume has a few accessories I add to make it complete. No sinner like me could feel comfortable in a nun’s habit without a few extras….I call them “the five B’s.”

1. Baby bump (fake, of course).
2. Bottle of booze (I prefer vodka).
3. Blunt (fuck off – it’s legal here).
4. Beads (real rosary beads that have been used as anal beads).
5. Bible – not a plain old Bible, but a BIBLE PADDLE. Go ahead and Google it. You’ll see what I’m talking about. Mine is well-worn.

Yep. I’m not just a naughty nun for Halloween – I’m a kinky, alcoholic, Rastafarian nun who’s about 8 months pregnant. That sounds about right. Do you love it? I know you do, which is why you’ve probably already called me for religious blasphemy phone sex. I have a bit of knowledge about the Bible and the horse shit that’s in it, and I’m so not afraid to call the old fart on a cloud and his faggot son out on it.

If you’re even slightly amused, then you should pick up your Goddamned phone and dial 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Slutty Sister Hellena. We can rock out on some really nasty religious blasphemy phone sex – we’ll make Satan himself blush with our fantasies!!

CBT Phone Sex with Abby

One of my favorite things in the entire world is CBT phone sex. And being able to torture your cock and balls during the very best month of the year will be absolutely heavenly. For me, anyway. I don’t care if you think it’s heavenly. I only care if you’re in pain. Trust me when I say that I will be delighted as you’re moaning and groaning and yelping about how much it hurts when I tell you do to certain things to your cock and balls. I love it when you losers vocalize how much pain you’re in as I’m giving you orders. And the more you scream, the more it inspires me to come up with other painful things for you to do to yourself. Don’t get me wrong – I’ve got a whole repertoire of things that will bring you pain and bring me so much fucking pleasure.

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I can’t remember exactly when I realized that I love it when men are in pain. I guess it’s probably just always been who I am as a person deep down. It’s never bothered me when someone on the other end of the line has been screaming and begging me to let him stop with the CBT phone sex shenanigans. In fact, as I said, it really does make me want you to hurt more and it makes me want to hear you scream my name while begging me to give you sweet, sweet relief. But you’re not going to get that when you talk to me. So, if you think you can’t handle the onslaught of pain that you’re going to receive when you call me, you might want to reconsider calling. I know you won’t reconsider, though. You think you can handle it. That is so damn adorable.

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask to talk to Abby

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