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Fart Fetish Phone Sex with Sybil

If something is an inevitable part of life and it is also something embarrassing and terribly private, something that can cause a person to be a target of ridicule and endlessly razzed, isn’t it equally inevitable that it will be eroticized by some folks? That the secret thing, the embarrassing thing, will become a turn on that will get a lot of dicks nice and hard and throbbing, and lead them to jack off. And so it is with the fart fetish phone sex. You fear that sound but you also want to hear it, don’t you? You get turned on when you hear a woman fart. After all, we “ladies” are supposed to be so very delicate and refined and modestly restrained but a big loud stinky fart shows that we are made of flesh and blood — and flesh and gas!

Fart fetishist, you want to call and tell me you would like to have me make a big loud fart and aim the gas right in your face! You want me to fart in your face so you have to cough and choke on that foul awful stink that is worse than the smell of rotten eggs. You want to put your nose right in between my ass cheeks and — right then — you want me to loose a smelly fart right in your face! You know what is more? I absolutely love hearing you callers tell me how much you want to smell the stink of my farts. I want you to tell me you would rather smell the stink of my farts than to smell the most expensive perfume in the world or the most wonderful flower. I want to talk with anyone I possibly can about fart fetish. I know there are a hell of a lot of you out there and you want to call and keep on calling.

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Sybil for fart fetish phone sex

Cum Fetish Phone Sex with Lydia

So who the fuck would even try to deny that the best person to call for a generous helping of gourmet cum fetish phone sex is a super hot chick who just happens to have loads and loads of fresh, hot cum on tap? Nobody would, especially not a guy like you. A guy with a cum fetish. And baby, this load is for you! So many of you cock sucking pervs couldn’t care less if I never took my hard cock near your rear end. Once you fantasize about wrapping your lips around my cock, swallowing my cum is the only other thing you can think about. You just want to latch your mouth onto my hard cock and use it to milk me dry. Your appetite for cum is insatiable – it’s so intense that the only kind of phone sex that is acceptable to you right now is cum fetish phone sex. Don’t worry, hun – that’s why Lydia is here for you. I’ve got quite a supply, and if you keep your mouth on my cock after I cum in your dick sucker, you just might be able to get another hot load sooner than you think.

I bet you’re licking your lips while you think about licking the cum off the tip of my dick. I also expect you to lick your own cum off my body, should you happen to get any on me. And because it’s a cum fetish phone sex call we’re talking about, you can be damned sure I’m going to expect you to eat your own cum when you blow that load for me. Be prepared when you call. In fact, be hungry when you call. I’m sure I’ll enjoy hearing you suck the cum off your fingertips.

Do you have a cum fetish? Call 1 888 8 FREAKY. Ask for Lydia. You won’t be sorry…or go hungry.

Male Impregnation Phone Sex with Trixi

Hey guys! You ever wish you could create the natural way, the way we women create, making a new human in our expandable bellies? Some people say women have pussy envy but there is another school of thought that says men have womb envy because they envy the ability we have to carry new life in our bodies and bring that life into the world. There are scientists who say that might be possible in about a century or so. Too bad you will not live long enough to see the first pregnant man! But ahhh . . . in our fantasies, anything and everything is possible. In fantasy, you as a man can even know the panic of being “in trouble” because you are pregnant! Male impregnation may take awhile to become a reality but male impregnation phone sex is here and thriving. Yes, call me and I will tell you that a man you know has gotten YOU pregnant and your belly will soon swell with new life.

Call me and I will tell you that a scientist has impregnated you and you are the very first pregnant man. Oh boy! I bet it is going to be something to know that the whole world has its eyes on you as you make biological history. I will tell you that you are pregnant, gloriously and happily pregnant. When we make male impregnation phone sex talk, I will commiserate with you about the way you are nauseous with morning sickness and the way people stare at you as they see your belly grow with the new life that is inside it. Can you feel that baby rolling around inside you? Can you feel that baby kicking you? Oh, I bet you can! If you want male impregnation phone sex, Trixi is the one to call at 1 888 8 FREAKY.

Fur Fetish Phone Sex with Delores

Everyone gets more nostalgic as they get older, which means when you’ve made it through the number of trips around the sun that I have you are bound to experience nostalgia all the time. Anything can trigger that nostalgia, but sometimes it totally sneaks up on you. That’s what happened recently when a man called me for fur fetish phone sex – he has a fetish for women who wear real fur. I come from a generation who thought that the very height of glamour was a luxurious fur coat, so of course I was happy to talk with him about his fetish.

The fact of the matter is that I still love the feel of silky fur on my silky skin. Not only do I still have a fur coat, but I also have a soft, fleece-lined fur blanket on my bed. Imagine how aroused I can get the guy who calls for a fur fetish phone call simply by telling the truth – once I tell him I just LOVE being naked on that blanket, he’s mine. Then imagine when I add that I also love fucking on it!

One thing I really enjoyed about this fur fetish phone sex call was hearing about his personal fur collection. I believe he said he had 13 different fur pieces, all different lengths and styles. When he has a lovely lady over to visit, he will have her wear one for him. What was even more fun was hearing about how he likes to wear them himself – not because he’s a sissy or femme, but simply because they are made of soft, luxurious fur and he has a fur fetish. That’s all it takes.

Now I really want to lie naked on my bed while a hot guy teases my naked body with a soft fur shawl. Would you like to be that hot guy? Call Delores for fur fetish phone sex at 1 888 8 FREAKY today!! Follow me on Twitter @GildedGilf

ABDL Phone Sex with Frankie

Honey, I’m here to please! Whether you want to share pictures with me of your favorite diapers (and even—whoopsies!—accidents!), suck milk out of my ginormous Momma tits, or let me put you in a cutesy pinafore and twirl you around—I’m here for it and love ABDL phone sex! You might even like my collection of pacis and toys—I loooove to stimulate you! I might even put you in a nice gingham dress and take you with me to my local bar on poker night. There’s many a lap there that would surely want YOU in it! But no telling everyone else what cards you see or you won’t be allowed back with me next time!

Now, my good adult babies will always be rewarded!! I have lots of things you can suck on! A sucker for every color in the rainbow…and a dildo in every hue as well! If you’re THAT kind of sweetheart! But if not, we can crawl around on the floor together. I have bookoodles of coloring books and soft, stuffed animals! I especially love my unicorn collection! (You know me—I looove horses!) You can sit in my lap. My giant breasts make delightful pillows—perfect for dreaming (AND making dreams come true!). I can rock you or tell you fanciful stories or classic rhymes! I’m a real good singer too! I’d love to sing your favorite nursery songs to ya. I’m the perfect babysitter during ABDL phone sex!

And just like a responsible nanny, I have rules too! If you make bad choices and have a fit, I WILL scold you—AND take your toys away! If you wanna be a brat, you’re gonna get a whoopin! Bratty babbies get spankings and that’s just how it is! But good adult babies get lollipops—and sooo much more!!! Call me and let’s play!! 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask to talk to Frankie.

Hiccup Fetish Phone Sex with Sybil

In my entire life, I never — until recently — thought of having hiccup fetish phone sex. Hiccups were an annoyance. It was the sort of annoyance I always wanted to get rid of as soon as possible. The one thing that worked, at least usually, was drinking a long tall glass of water. I had to drink it quickly and keep drinking it until I drained the water out of the glass. Whew! Was it ever good to get rid of the damned hiccups.

Then a fellow phoned in for phone sex and wanted to talk about hiccups. The man said he got turned on by hearing a woman having the hiccups. I tried to imitate having the hiccups. I told him I would do an audio clip of it the next time I got the hiccups naturally. One day I happened to get the hiccups and I automatically, by sheer force of habit, filled a large glass with water. Then I remembered the guy who wanted to hear me when I have hiccups! I did not drink the water. Instead, I went to my computer and made an audio recording of my hiccups. When the man with the hiccups fetish again called me, I emailed him a copy of that audio tape. We talked about his fetish and he had a great time listening to me repeatedly hiccup! He told me he would listen to it multiple times and cum to it and I knew he would. I made another hiccups audio recording and he called another time for it and I sent it to him.

An odd thing happened when I learned of this caller’s fetish. I started to think of hiccups as a sexual turn-on. After all, I had had hiccups phone sex! I got the hiccups again and made an audio recording of it. As I lay in my bed hiccuping, I also diddled myself. I didn’t diddle myself to orgasm but i didn’t myself to sexual arousal and it was a singular experience to masturbate while hiccuping — and while recording the whole thing! Call Sybil for hiccup fetish phone sex!

Leg Fetish Phone Sex with Lydia

Imagine running your eyes appreciatively up the sexiest pair of legs you’ve seen in a long time, only to find that those delicious stems are topped off by – is that a third leg? Of course not. That’s my hard cock simply saying hello. Come closer, sweetie. I’d love it if you said hello back. You can do that by calling for leg fetish phone sex with a hot and sexy shemale like me. Get a bonus for your buck, something extra for your effort – add these perfect tits and this perfect ass and you won’t have a clue where to start worshipping me. I say from the legs up! I mean, you can always work your way back down to them too.

I know you’ve thought about it. You’ve probably cruised our shemale selection more than once, always struggling with the temptation to add some cock to your call. You can’t help but see how fucking hot I am, so it’s only natural that eventually you give in to the temptation of a leg fetish phone sex call with me. You also can’t get the image of licking your way from my ankle up to my inner thigh out of your head, but that’s because you’re so turned on at the notion of what your tongue will encounter if you don’t stop there. Sure…tease me for a minute if you want, but eventually you will give in to your own temptation and simply go for it. You’ll be able to slide your hands up and down these lovely legs while you slide your mouth up and down my cock. Leg fetish phone sex combined with some good cock sucking would really get me off – what about you?

If the answer is yes, then give me a call. The number that leads to leg fetish phone sex ecstasy is 1 888 8 FREAKY, and the name to ask for is Lydia. I promise you’ll be happy from your tongue to your cock!

Blasphemy Phone Sex with Lilly

If you’d have asked me if I liked blasphemy phone sex a month ago, I would have told you I had no freaking clue. What could possibly change in 30 days? Well, I’ll tell you! One dream, lots of porn and lots and LOTS of erotica. Oh my sweet baby Jesus did I read an assload of smut. Let’s start with my dream. I was in this church and I was kneeling in a pew. I totally thought everything was normal, but when I approached the altar, a nun walked past me, smiled, and said “Good evening, Sister Lilly”. That made me look down. Holy spirit on the cross! I was wearing black. Touching my head I found a habit and a vail. What the hell was going on? When did I become a nun? Who was making decisions for me because celibacy was certainly not an option I would have ever considered. Like, ever. What insane person would choose not to have sex? Well, you know that saying, right? Everyone wants what we can’t have. Well, me being dressed like a nun made me want to tear my robes off and spread my legs right there on the altar. I know, I’m a bad girl, but you love it. Come on..I know you do…and lying is a sin, you know? Oh yes, I think you know A LOT about sinning. lol

Lead me not into temptation and kiss my big beautiful ass!! No, I didn’t tear every scrap of cloth off of my body, but I did hop up onto the altar and spread my legs. It’s a good thing I love being the center of attention since that’s what I became. My pussy was so wet and needy thinking about never being able to have sex or masturbate again. It only made my heathen whore pussy want it even more. Hail Mary… I played with myself so dirty up there. The nuns and priest looked at me in complete astonishment. Especially when I plucked a votive candle off the white cloth and started using it as a dildo. I won’t even begin to tell you what I did with my rosebery, Lord have Mercy!

My moans echoed off the cathedral walls. God, it felt so good to pleasure myself right in front of the crucifix. Being such a naughty nun felt so good! Do you want to be condemned to hell with me by having some blasphemy phone sex, baby? Well, come on, let’s be damned together.

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Lilly

Tentacle Fetish Phone Sex with Piper

Hello there, babes! I know this is my very first blog, but I figured go big or go home. What better way to make an impression like some kinky tentacle fetish phone sex? So, since I’m new here, I thought I’d give you a little tidbit of info. I have a whole collection of Bad Dragon toys! Uh-huh, it’s true. And it just so happens that one of them is a really big tentacle. Part of exploring my sexual\lity meant that I’ve watched a lot of porn. Anything from vanilla to hentai. That’s anime porn, by the way, in case you didn’t know. Why would I waste my time with cartoons, you might ask? Because there are so many fantasies that can play out in hentai than in real life. Just like phone sex, I suppose. That’s probably why I like it so much.

I’ve seen some hot girls being wrapped by wriggling, squirming, twisting tentacles. They circled around her tits, squeezing them, sliding inside her pussy, in her ass, and even her mouth. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be fully loaded like that? Yes, please! Since I can only live out that fantasy in my head, I bought a tentacle dildo. It’s got suction cups on it and everything. I can’t tell you how good it feels moving in and out of my aching pussy. One of my favorite things to do is close my eyes and wiggle it around. It feels too good to explain here. So, yeah. That’s why I love tentacle fetish phone sex. If you want to give it a try or explore some unique and kinky fantasies, give me a call! I’m a judgment free zone. I can’t wait to see what your dirty mind has to share with me. Call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY. Kisses for now, your dirty princess Piper.

Anything Goes Phone Sex with Frankie

I’ll tell y’all somethin right now–I HATE being filtered! I got in trouble growin up all the time for my mouth, buuuuut look at me now! I get paid to use it and the crazier I am, it’s usually just seen as a bonus! Anything goes phone sex = dream job baby! Speakin of anything goes, I was just shootin the shit in one of my other blogs and somehow stumbled upon the idea of zombie sex role play. The more I’ve floated around thinkin on that, the funner it gets to me! Ripped clothes, hard bites, maybe even getting really rough? I’m down baby! And I DO like to get dirty!

Whether that’s….your cum (drench me please) or mud or whatever! I had a mud wrestling contest with some gal pals in one of the little pools you get at Lowe’s one time. I can’t even describe how hilarious that was! We all did START OUT in clothes! And yes, tequila WAS involved! (And a camera…there’s always that friend ain’t there!)

Now, I’m a creative gal. And I love new experiences! I have loads of ideas, but if you really wanna impress me, hit me up with an idea during our anything goes phone sex that I haven’t had or ever tried! Oh baby, the party’s on then! That’s a number one way to turn me on is to shock me with how creative YOU can be! I love initiating, but taking a back seat so you can be in charge is sure a hell lotta fun too! My momma always told me I was goin to hell in a handbasket–so let me just say: the trip there has been a hell of a ride! 🙂 And I’ve looooooved every minute of it! And love to spend more minutes with YOU workin my way there!!!!

Call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Frankie

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