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Fart Fetish Phone Sex with Trixi

How our weak human bodies betray us! Humans are a species of animal and our body functions are a daily reminder of this fact. You can be in an important business meeting, you can be ready to propose marriage to the woman of your dreams, you can be at church or synagogue or mosque and what happens? You fart! Before you can squeeze your asshole tight, it explodes! That big smelly and horribly loud fart came out at just the wrong time! You cannot help but be traumatized by it. You cannot help but remember it with the worst sort of shame. Yes, our bodies betray us and farts are one way this happens but it is a way that is certain to happen since all humans beings have gas build up in their bodies and all human beings have to pass it out of their bodies. It makes for some interesting fart fetish phone sex conversations.

Or maybe nothing like that has ever actually happened to you, at least not in “real life.” But you have inevitably thought about it and how dreadful it would be for you if it did happen. You have imagined it with a curious combination of fear and shame and . . . sexual arousal. Or maybe you were there when it happened to someone else. You felt sorry for the person. But you couldn’t help but laugh about it. You might also have gotten sexually aroused by that person’s uncontrollable publicly expelled fart and even jacked off thinking about it, having a hell of an orgasm thinking about that fart.

Farts are a funny part of life — and so is fart fetish phone sex. All that degradation and fear and humor combines to make farts a turn-on for you. Call me and tell me your fart stories and your fart fantasies and your fart fears and we can both enjoy ourselves with a hot and satisfying session of fart fetish phone sex.

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Trixi

Cock Sucking Phone Sex with Toni

If you were here in my sexy bedroom with me, you would definitely be down on your knees. I know that you already know why, but I think it’s time that you call me for cock sucking phone sex so I can give you all of the dirty details. If you close your eyes while you’re jerking off, you’ll swear that you are literally on your knees with my throbbing cock in your mouth. I know you’ve been thinking of sucking cock a lot lately, haven’t you? I think you need to do it with a special girl like me. I mean, you love cock and you love titties, so honestly, I think it’s the perfect thing for you. And I have a gorgeous thick cock and I know it’ll be a fucking delicious thought when you’re thinking about what my cock in your mouth would taste and feel like.

I really fucking love it when cock sucking phone sex virgins call me and have the balls to admit to me that it’s their first time. I love talking about that feeling of anticipation and even the exciting anxiety that you might be feeling before taking a fat cock into your mouth for the first time. I know it will make your cock throb in your pants and you won’t be able to help it – you will have to take it out and start touching and squeezing and stroking it. I’m ready for some raunchy cock sucking fun with you. Do you think you can handle how sexy I am? You are probably gonna want to gobble this cock all the way down your throat, huh? Get on the phone and give me a call at 1 888 8 FREAKY and make sure you tell the dispatcher you want to talk to Toni.

Fart Fetish Phone Sex with Gabrielle

Most men these days love to be kinky and they have so many fetishes who can keep up with them. To be honest I never knew fart fetish phone sex was a thing until I read some kinky fetishes. Some men get really turned on over hearing a woman fart . It even makes him get hard and want to masturbate to the sound of a woman farting. How kinky is this fetish really? Making a man cum is hard enough. Much alone farting! Guys get thrilled and want me to put the phone up to my ass and let one rip. And he will jerk off to that . He even wants to smell his own fart thinking that it’s mine. He even asks if the panties I am wearing have any fart stains and if so he wants me to describe to him what it looks like. So now he wants his dick sucked knowing those panties had been farted in.

Now he tells me to lay down and fart for him, as I fart, I pretend to rub his small hairy cock. As I lay here thinking, am I doing enough to make him cum? I hope so because he wants fart fetish phone sex with me. Hey baby come here and sniff my ass to see if you can tell how many times I have farted. OK bitch I might even have a wet fart for you to lick from my asshole. Oh baby wet ones are the best because sometimes they are really juicy as you fart bubbles come out from your asshole. Does that make your dick so hard that you have to calm down before you cum in your pants. Hold on sometimes it can travel all the way from the end of your asshole all the way to the front of your pussy lips! Really horny now aren’t you . Does that make you want to jack off on my face? If you want to know more contact me Gabrielle at 1 888 8 FREAKY

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Fart Fetish Phone Sex with Sybil

If something is an inevitable part of life and it is also something embarrassing and terribly private, something that can cause a person to be a target of ridicule and endlessly razzed, isn’t it equally inevitable that it will be eroticized by some folks? That the secret thing, the embarrassing thing, will become a turn on that will get a lot of dicks nice and hard and throbbing, and lead them to jack off. And so it is with the fart fetish phone sex. You fear that sound but you also want to hear it, don’t you? You get turned on when you hear a woman fart. After all, we “ladies” are supposed to be so very delicate and refined and modestly restrained but a big loud stinky fart shows that we are made of flesh and blood — and flesh and gas!

Fart fetishist, you want to call and tell me you would like to have me make a big loud fart and aim the gas right in your face! You want me to fart in your face so you have to cough and choke on that foul awful stink that is worse than the smell of rotten eggs. You want to put your nose right in between my ass cheeks and — right then — you want me to loose a smelly fart right in your face! You know what is more? I absolutely love hearing you callers tell me how much you want to smell the stink of my farts. I want you to tell me you would rather smell the stink of my farts than to smell the most expensive perfume in the world or the most wonderful flower. I want to talk with anyone I possibly can about fart fetish. I know there are a hell of a lot of you out there and you want to call and keep on calling.

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Fart Fetish Phone Sex with Heidi

Imagine, if you will, a fart fetish phone sex call that is unlike any other fart fetish phone sex call. Sure, most fart fetish phone sex callers want to have their faces in my big ole butt while I’m letting the stink rip, and some like to be shrunken down into tiny men who get fully engulfed in my ass and all its stink, but there’s one caller who takes it to a happy little place in the woods…

One day a cute cartoon skunk is hanging out with her friends deep in the woods. While chatting and gossiping, a big, mean wolf approaches her with his teeth showing. The wolf irately accuses the skunk of “talking shit” about him. He tells her he has heard that she has been saying she could take him down if she wanted to, and that he isn’t so tough after all. Hearing this rumor has the wolf very angry, and he wants to show the skunk that she is very wrong.

“I’m going to get you, you little bitch!” the wolf proclaims as he advances toward the skunk. He is showing off his fangs and teeth, trying to intimidate the skunk, but she’s not scared. He gets closer, wondering why this small, furry creature isn’t intimidated, but when he gets only a few inches away he finds out the answer to that question.

RRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

The skunk jumps up in the air, flips around, and lets out a mighty fart, spraying the face of the wolf with the foulest smell he has ever laid his nose upon. His extreme scent senses kick in and that big, bad wolf passes out before he can grab the skunk, a cloud of the skunk’s stink lingering around his head. When he finally comes to, the wolf is humiliated and concedes his weakness to the skunk’s secret stench weapon. All the woodland creatures get to go about their day with a new level of respect, and maybe a little fear, for the skunk.

Now who’s in charge?

If you also want to have playful fun with a fart fetish phone sex call, try Heidi at 1 888 8 FREAKY!!! I’ll be waiting for you!! XOXO