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Cross Dressing Phone Sex with Mistress Gypsy

Oh, you poor thing! You’ve got such a strong desire to become a sissy, but no idea where to start. You go to the mall, but you feel lost wandering around – there are just so many stores and so many items in that mall that are made to help women look pretty and sexy, and you just want a piece of the glamourous action. You can’t stand having to dress like a man all the time, and you know that deep down inside you’ve got this fabulous femme personality that’s just crying to get out. Well, look no further. Don’t spend another minute wandering aimlessly from store to store. Just call Mistress Gypsy for cross dressing phone sex and we’ll work together to get you prettied up!

I’ve always loved playing dress up, and it was such an important part of my life as a performer. I take calls like yours so I have “mad money” that my husband can’t control, and you can bet I use that money for shopping sprees all the time! I can’t get enough of all the pretty things – the clothes, makeup, jewelry, shoes, and ooohhhh, the purses! I imagine my heaven being just like Rodeo Drive, and I’ve got unlimited credit in each store. Does that sound like heaven to you too? What if you had a guardian angel to play the role of your personal shopper? Because that’s who I’d like to be in your life right now. I want to be your personal advisor for the cd lifestyle, but to do that we have to get to know each other with cross dressing phone sex. I have to hear about your personal vision for yourself, and I’d like to know what some of your favorite things are. Once we’ve gotten comfy together, we can create your new look, and from then on our cross dressing phone sex fun will only happen with you dressed to perfection!!

Find out how good cross dressing phone sex can look on you! Mistress Gypsy is waiting to doll you up tonight – just call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY!

Guided Masturbation Phone Sex with Sybil

Hey there! You know who you are. You are SUCH a fool, aren’t you? Why, you are such a fool you even need someone else to tell you to masturbate! I bet when you were growing up, someone told you it was weak or sinful to just go to a private place and take a good, long, satisfying but wonderfully irresponsible wank. Well, I do not believe it is the least bit sinful. I do not believe it shows the slightest bit of weakness. I believe the only thing masturbation shows is that you are a perfectly normal human being with your private parts in good working order and that is why guided masturbation phone sex is right up my alley. I will tell you that you should jack off, I will tell you that you should not let a lot of semen build up in your balls because that is not at all good for your health or for anyone’s health.

I will tell you to go ahead and jack off. I will tell you to put your handed around the root of your dick — maybe play a little bit with your balls, yes, that is right, play gently with your balls — and then go up and down, up and down, up and down on your dick until you get it nice and hard and then keep going up and down and up and down until you explode and shoot that load all over the place! Yes, little old Sybil, horny and happy dark-haired beauty that I most surely am, will do guided masturbation phone sex with you and when you hear her lovely voice telling you that you should stroke yourself and keep on stroking yourself, you will follow her instructions and be so very thankful that you called and asks for Sybil for guided masturbation phone sex at 1 888 8 FREAKY. You will be guided to one hell of a good orgasm!

Cum Fetish Phone Sex with Glenn

What’s up, all you men that have a secret fetish for another guy’s cumshot? I’ll bet you haven’t told your wife or girlfriend about it yet. You haven’t told anyone about how you fantasize about sucking a guy’s stiff cock until you feel the warm jizz explode in your mouth and you swallow it. You almost called here for some discrete, hot cum fetish phone sex. Didn’t you? Maybe you tried calling a few months ago but I wasn’t here taking calls then. But I’m here now, and I’m so ready for you take me on and my cum. When I give my balls a chance to recharge for a while, my cum shots are huge and
massive. I can shoot 4 or 5 loads easily with oral sex…and I think your mouth is just what my hard cock needs. Get on your knees now and open wide for me.

Let’s get on the phone and satisfy your need to see, feel and taste my sperm..warm, bubbly sperm just for you. Taste it as I cream pie your face, shooting it all over you. There’s no need to grab that next protein shake when I’m just a phone call away, and I got my cock and balls in hand, stroking and waiting for you. From now on, I’ll be the only hot, horny boy you call when you need gay cum fetish phone sex. We will be as discrete and nasty as you want to be. I’ll shoot my creamy loads anywhere that you need a filling. Oh yes, anywhere. Your mouth, ass, men’s room floor, your neighbor’s pussy..any place where you can lick and suck it up to savor the taste of me. I got my balls charging in between shots now, brewing up more cum for when you call.

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Sploshing Phone Sex with Lydia

Since I just told one of my fuck buddies to eat my dick, I thought maybe some of you little sploshing phone sex faggots would enjoy actually eating OFF my dick. I could appreciate my cock serving as the platter on which your bedtime snack is served. Spread some cake icing on it and call it your cake pop while you satisfy your sweet tooth. Add some icing to my gorgeous tits and you’ll have a balanced meal. My whole body is your buffet – all you have to do is decorate it with delicious slippery and sticky substances and then lick your way to the things you want the most. Could be my cock, could be my ass – it’s really up to your taste buds.

Before you lick me clean, I’d love to feel your hands spreading gooey food all over my body. Splatter me with sweet liquids and then watch as they drip down my gorgeous body. If you’re into receiving, I’d happily return the favor. We can cover the place with plastic, Dexter style, and then roll all around the room as we rub our slicked up bodies together. There are so many food items that would be fun to play with. Together we can list the things we like most – I just hope our sploshing phone sex doesn’t get me hungrier than it does horny. I’d love to pour sweetened condensed milk all over my cock, have you lick it off, then pour some more on it and fuck you on your back like a sweet little cream-filled bitch. I guess horny is winning out right now…

So what’s your favorite sploshing phone sex substance? There’s so much to choose from that the menu seems endless. I want to hear what you want to rub on my body and what you want to lick off my dick. For that you have to call 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Lydia. I’ll be waiting!

2 Girl Phone Sex with Piper

2 girl phone sex is like the best of both worlds! Not only do I get to play with a hot, horny guy, but I also get to play with an equally hot, horny girl. I know Frankie and I have so much fun when we’ve played together. She knows all the dirty tricks and I’ve learned so much from her! She’s like a mentor and teacher. Oh, the roleplays are endless with the two of us! Just think about it for a moment. Two beautiful women who really know how to have a good time. And, if all you want is a show then we can certainly provide! I speak from experience when I say that Frankie really knows how to eat pussy! Maybe she and you can have a pussy-eating contest for funsies. I volunteer as tribute to be the judge of this contest. Or, she can show me how to punish you. That would also be fun! Oh, or, we can tease the hell out of you.

Maybe we’d start with a strip tease. We could remove each others’ clothes for you. Let you watch our hands work their way up and down one another’s bodies. With both of us, we can be sensual and dirty. Take things slow and enjoy every moment. Driving your cock crazy is legit what we live for, don’t you know? Get me and Frankie together and you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about. I dare you. Do you think you can outlast us? Do you think you’re man enough to handle us? If not we know just what to do with you. So, if you want the best 2 girl phone sex experience ever then you should call me and Frankie. We’ve got the best of both worlds and I’m sure we’re the right pair to fulfill any and all of your dirtiest fantasies.

Kisses for now. Call and ask for your dirty Princess Piper and Frankie at 1 888 8 FREAKY

Size Queen Phone Sex with Moira

When I started this job, I was really into older men, but I didn’t have any preference on race or even dick size to be honest. Now, after all the call experiences I’ve had and the new porn I’ve watched, even with some of my callers, I’ve taken on some NEW appetites! I loooove size queen phone sex! I don’t care if it’s you that has the giant dick or if it’s your buddies or a stranger in the street you pick to whore me out to—-my young pussy just CRAVES to be SMASHED by a monster-sized cock! Now, no point pretending we don’t know where most of those come from. If you’ve been born with the meat that can make me cry in pain and plead for more all at once—-I want you buried in my cunt no matter what color you are—-You can be pink for all I care! B U T I know what color these rare packages usually come wrapped in…and that’s BLACK and BEAUTIFUL.

You know, I found black men so mysterious while living in Northern Ireland. You just don’t see black people hardly ever! And boy is my country missing out!!! With the new exposure some of my new lovers have graced me with, I now regularly watch glorious bbc in porn… hear people talk all about them all over the Internet… And watch black guys walk around me ALL the time. And of COURSE I look at their crotches! And they certainly can’t hide it!!! Even as I write this, I get flashes of mental images of so many men and that giant bulge under their clothes that I see all the time, and my pussy starts THROBBING at the thought. Like it literally HURTS because it wants it sooo bad—-like my pussy is its own separate entity from the rest of me & will send me jolts of PAIN til I give it what it wants! So can you blame a girl for craving size queen phone sex!!?? Pleeeease help pacify my pussy by telling me how big the cock is (or cocks) as it rams me like an enraged beast! I want those black cocks to fuck me so hard that I have to sit on an ice pack for days! And even THEN I know I won’t be satiated!

Call and ask for your Irish princess Moira—-& make a filthy whore out of me til your heart’s content!

Olfactophilia Phone Sex with Trixi

I happen to have a close friend who possesses a truly extraordinary sense of smell. He has had that extraordinary sense of smell since he was a child. He could sniff the seat of a chair and say, “So-and-so was here today.” The grown ups around him were utterly baffled and wowed by this superpower of smell he had. Yes, as I am sure you guessed, this fellow’s sense of smell plays a strong role in his sexuality. He often says of a woman, “I could smell her and it turned me on.” Even if your sense of smell is not in his range, or even in a superior range, you can still get off on olfactophilia phone sex! After all, so much of sex is smells. Sure, there are people who personally like the way pussy smells and do not mind at all putting my face between a female friend’s thighs.

Of course, there can be a lot more to olfactophilia phone sex than just talking about the fishy oder between female things. Some people like to open up your armpits and take a series of deep whiffs from you underarms. Or maybe you like the scent that hair — yes, on the head! — might have. Some people get turned on by the overall special scent that each human being has. Do you get turned on thinking about the special odor of your “significant other”? Or maybe you are likely to get turned on by the scent of the last hooker you bedded. What smells do it for you? WHOSE smells do it for you? Call Trixi at 1 888 8 FREAKY and we will talk about it while your dick gets hard as a hammer and we will keep talking about it until our olfactophilia phone sex session causes you to explode in a head to toe earth shattering orgasm!

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Glenn and Riley

Get down here, boy. Look at her lick my full set of balls as I play with her clit. She’s getting so wet, and my dickhead is dripping lots of precum. Riley and I are so ready for you to join in on our cuckold phone sex sensation. Isn’t this what you’ve been dreaming about? Watching a stud like me play with your hot girlfriend’s wet pink pussy, that’s just waiting for me to stuff her with my hot hard cock. Get in on this action and suck that sweet pussy juice off my cock. Oh fuck yeah, this feels so good! I wanna show you how a real man fucks pussy and creams inside of her…listen to her beg for more and more. She can’t get enough of me, and all you can do is sit back, jerk off and wait for your turn to do whatever Riley and I tell you to do. – Glenn

You heard him – get down on your knees and watch closely, you little cuckhole! It’s about time I got a seriously good bang from a real man with a real dick. From now on the only thrill you get, aside from cuckolding phone sex of course, is watching other people fuck. No worries, bitch boy – if you’re quiet and do as you’re told, you’ll be able to suck the cum out of whichever hole I give to Glenn to fill. If you wear a pair of my panties and admit to being a sissy bitch, you get to suck Glenn’s cock before and after it’s been inside of me. Don’t even think about lying through that dick-sucking mouth – we both know you want to suck his cock just as much, maybe more, as you want your face buried between my thighs. – Riley

You can’t “man up” but you can own up to it, so put on your beta bitch panties and dial 1 888 8 FREAKY – ask for a cuckolding phone sex call with Glenn and Riley, and get ready to watch us have a good time. You might want to bring the popcorn.

Slutty Wife Phone Sex with Frankie

When it comes to slutty wife phone sex, I guess that’s pretty close to the bone haha! (You like what I did there? lmao) I tried to be a good wife for a while, but the man had a penis the size of a thimble, the stamina of a sloth, and the creativity of a rock! I know I know—I married him! It’s what my parents wanted, he was “safe,” blah blah blah and all that! But I had no idea our bedroom would be such a snooze fest–at ALL hours. So yeah, I started out with “accidental fucks,” ya know, the unplanned kind when I had one too many drinks when going out since he was working late AS USUAL. But a good fuck is like a can of Pringles–once you pop, you just can’t stop! I felt like my body had been brought back to life! And the occasional “whoops” just wasn’t cutting it!

Then I got online. I was like a damn scout. And I found me some goldmines better than what the local bars were washing up! And by goldmines, I mean BIG BLACK COCKS! OOOOHHH MY GOD! If you’re gonna cheat, make it count!!!! It’s kinda like calories. If you’re on a diet, don’t waste it on something subpar. Go for gold!!!!! My pussy was like a damn school girl, giddy and full of energy, ready to pounce! Eventually I told my husband and the sad thing is, he’d thought I’d been cheating long before I actually was! Because he KNEW he was a lousy husband, boring as drying paint, and no dick worth a mention! To his credit, he didn’t cause a huge scene and actually asked if he could watch! And I tell ya what—that man was BORN to be a cuck! He finally found something he was good at!!! haha. Then he even started participating, and I gotta give him that too–he can suck a cock like a champ! Didn’t choke, not once!

But, like the story usually goes, it gets old having to “run it by the husband.” I just ain’t one for asking permission. So don’t go expecting me to during our slutty wife phone sex call either, because frankly, I like to do what I want when I want. And I don’t need no guilt trips. So, we parted ways. It didn’t even feel that different because he was rarely home anyways. He’s married to his office haha. BUT he still calls me up sometimes! Wanting in on my AFFAIRS so to speak! Not sure just what he misses more…my tits, or my lovers’ dicks! So what kind of husband will YOU be? You just gonna sit in a chair and watch? Or get in on the fun? Or are you gonna be a real bitch and make me sneak around behind your back? You gonna come home early one day and find out the real reason I have a new pep in my step?? Ooooor, do YOU wanna be the golden cock I bring home while the hubby is zombied out behind his computer screen? Will he catch US?

See now I’m all wet and excited!!!!! Can’t wait to hear how you wanna play it during our slutty wife phone sex! My slutty pussy is ready for some cock so you better hurry up and call! *muah!* Dial 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask to talk to Frankie!

Looner Fetish Phone Sex with Sybil

It’s party time! It’s your birthday party time! Or just your good day! Or happy Sunday, Monday, any day that end with “y” day! There is not day that is not a day of celebration for you looner fetish phone sex lovers. Heck, perhaps I should say US looners as I have quite a liking for balloons myself. Oh, yes, balloons are absolutely beautiful and adorable and I think they tickle the back of each adult’s mind with memories of happy times during childhood like birthday and trips to the carnival or trips to the circus where you bought a balloon and proudly waved it around. Yes, I am down with that. But then when you get into puberty, and even more when you become a full-fledged card-carrying able to legally drink and vote adult, you can see a sexual aspect to the beauty and the wonder of balloons.

You can get hot and bothered and thoroughly turned on by balloons. Then it is time to call Sybil for looner fetish phone sex. Tell me how looking at a balloon gets your dick hard. Tell me how feeling that smooth surface of a balloon — how smooth they are! — makes you hot and horny. Oh, and aren’t balloons pretty? They can be in any color but usually they are in pastels and primary colors: baby pink and sunshine yellow and sea blue and scarlet red and bright purple. If you are a looner, you are certain to appreciate the special beauty of balloons. Do you like to blow them up? To put your breath into the balloon? Or do you prefer to watch another person blow the balloon up? When you call for looner fetish phone sex, tell me exactly what form your balloon fetish takes. Tell me how it started and what you love about it. Are you afraid to admit you are a balloon fetish because you think friends and family might think you are weird? Well, you have nothing to fear from telling me everything about your balloon fetish. Call me now and let’s have a super hot and horny looner fetish phone sex session! I can’t wait to talk with you!

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Sybil