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Wrestling Fetish Phone Sex with Beth

Don’t bother asking – the answer is I’m ALWAYS ready to rumble, and that’s why I have such a good time when I hear from my wrestling fetish phone sex caller. This guy is totally on to something hot – using good old-fashioned wrestling as a great form of sexual foreplay. I don’t just mean the physical moves, but we talk about it all – the verbal intimidation, the clothes we would be wearing for each match, and of course, what exactly cums with the title of champion. He likes to talk about playing for sexual submission, so if you know anything about me, you know as well as he does that I’m not going down without a serious fight. And that’s exactly what he wants.

Remember the glory days of wrestling? Basically, all the great years before the big professional league had to change its official name – you know what I’m talking about. He and I both do too, and we love to talk about those days. Our wrestling fetish phone sex calls cover all of the things he loves about wrestling, and he loves that I get feisty with him. Any good wrestling match is preceded by a lot of shit-talking from the competitors, and we definitely fill the time well doing that. He knows by now I won’t back down, and that gets him excited. He thinks about a series of wrestling matches with me, each of which will be a challenge because of the combination of my attitude and my athleticism, and his hands itch at the thought of grabbing my body wherever it’s convenient and necessary to pull me down and try to overpower me.

Well, he knows he’d better try really hard because each of our wrestling fetish phone sex calls has confirmed for him that I’m truly a worthy contender. What about you? Can you stay hard under pressure? Call 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Beth to find out if you’ve got what it takes to win the belt!!

Big Tits Phone Sex with Delores

Fuck, baby…I’m a country girl, so these aren’t just tits, they’re fucking JUGS!!! Look at these big bitches!! You can tell they’re all natural too! I mean, a woman my age, these bitches are sure to sag, and sag they do, but they’re so big that even when they’re sagging there’s still so much titty to play with and fuck. So much so, in fact, that all you have to do is look in my pics at these bazoombas while you’re on the phone with me, stroking your cock hard for some big tits phone sex, and you’ll have all the eye candy your rock hard cock can take!

I’ve been around the block so many times that I know my big titties always get there first. I mean, so many guys have told me over the years that’s the first thing they see, so I always say those titties are the first thing to enter the room…wait a few seconds and I’ll be right behind them! I grew fast – when I was a teen they got to DD before the other girls were in their training bras. Now, all these years later, two pregnancies and a few pounds gained, and I’m a good F cup. You know that’s a good size because F stands for fuck too! I bet you want to fuck these F cups, don’t you baby? That’s why you have to call me for that big tits phone sex that’s been getting your dick so hard. I’m just dying to shake them in your face and make you beg me to play with them.

Do you want to feel the weight of these big jugs pressing up against your body? I bet you’d love the way they feel pushing up against your face. Or are you just all about sliding your cock up in between them, fast and hard until you splatter cum all over them? I’m dying to hear what you’re dying to do with them, baby, so call now for big tits phone sex and ask for Delores!

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Santa Fetish Phone Sex with Gypsy

Santa baby, slip a big dick under the tree…for me…

I’m definitely at the top of the naughty list this year. No doubt about it. In fact, I probably have earned a lifetime achievement lump of coal award for all the naughty deeds I’ve done in my life. One of the most fun ones is to truly enjoy my fetish for that most famous of fat elves, St. Nicholas himself! Yes, that’s right – I’m not sure why I love the old jolly jelly belly man, but every year I find myself so red hot at all the red suits and white beards I get to see. Whether it’s on the corner ringing a bell, in a shopping mall, or in all the great holiday movies, none of us can escape the presence of one of the biggest mascots of the holiday season, but when you have a Santa fetish, that can mean real trouble!

Are you curious? Then I guess you need to call me for Santa fetish phone sex. I can tell you stories of how this fetish has gotten the best of me in the past, like how many laps of shopping mall Santas I just HAD to, ahem, bounce on until I felt where they were hiding their yule logs – right underneath me, of course. Then I give them my number….I can talk about how much I love the feeling of that long beard and the soft fur on his Santa suit as he finds his way all over my naked body. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be tickled by Santa himself? I do love unwrapping his big present every year! It’s insane – even hearing someone sing about Santa cumming to town has me sliding my hands down into my panties!

I really need to talk about Santa cumming down my chimney…I know I’m not the only one who is into Santa fetish phone sex. Is that eggnog on your chin, or something, ahem, cummy?

I would love to put out my milk and cookies for the right kind of naughty Santa, so if you think you have just the right presents for me to unwrap, call 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Gypsy for Santa fetish phone sex. I’m dying to suck on a big, sticky sweet candy cane tonight!!

Smoking Fetish Phone Sex with Delores

I don’t know about you, but I’m not the type to half-ass anything I do, I promise you, baby. I make sure to get the most out of my experiences, and that includes my vices. I’m sure there are pole-up-the-ass people who would say I fuck too much, I swear too much, I drink too much, and I smoke way too much, but those people should just relax their anal sphincters and enjoy those poles they have up there. Maybe they’d stay outta my business and shut the fuck up. That’s ok because if they want to get in my face about it, I’ll just pull out one of my 120’s, light up, and blow a huge wad of smoke right in their disapproving mugs. I’ve done it before, and I’m sure I’ll do it again. Don’t believe me? Then grab the phone, admit you’re hard, and call me for a smoking fetish phone sex call. I mean, seriously baby, y’all wouldn’t still be reading this at this point if you weren’t hard at the thought of that long white ciggy dangling from between my lips.

I bet you want to hear about all the kinds of cigarette butts I’ve stained with lipstick and tossed in my day, and how many of you smoking fetish guys I’ve had the pure joy of teasing and taunting in person with the way I suck on and hold a long slim 120. When you go looking for smoking fetish phone sex, you look for a woman like me – older and unashamed of her own pure trashiness. A woman like me is the reason you have this fetish to begin with, am I right? I bet I am.

Look way back into your past, through that huge cloud of cigarette smoke, and call now to relive that moment, only this time with exactly the ending you were hoping for. The number is 1 888 8 FREAKY and the name is Delores. Don’t worry – the surgeon general hasn’t released a warning statement about me just yet…yet…

Hair Fetish Phone Sex with Delores

Will y’all just look at this page? So many pretty pussies to look at, but the big problem for you, a hair fetish phone sex junkie, is that almost all of them are way too smooth! Dontcha think? Well I sure do, and on top of that, if you look under hair fetish phone sex, all you see is girls talking about the long and lustrous hair on their heads.

Well, that’s not what you want, is it? Cum on, you can tell Delores the truth. When you think of hair fetish phone sex, you want something more like what I’ve got between my legs. There’s a reason they call it “muff’ baby, and that’s because, like a pair of earmuffs, my full and furry bush is there to keep your ears warm on a cold night. That’s right, baby – you just get your face on down in there and enjoy that warm and fuzzy face warmer – I took great pains to grow it in just for you! Believe me, I know how much it turns you on to feel how hairy my cunt is as you slide your cock on in – it’s like all the comforts of home, if home were in a brothel, of course!

There’s nothing better than soft and warm, is there? I mean, you can pound that hairy cunt of mine even harder if you’ve got all that soft, curly cushion to slam into. When your face is buried deep in that thick fur, you can enjoy how well it traps my pussy scent, especially when I’m wet because I know you’re about to slide a tongue in. And seriously, you can’t tell me that if you’re a hair fetish phone sex guy, you don’t want to finish up by spraying globs of cum all over my hairy cunt. Go ahead and try to deny it.

I’m waiting. You can call 1 888 8 FREAKY and tell all to my hairy cunt. I may even hold the phone to it for you – Delores’ clitoris is here for you, baby!!

Big Tit Phone Sex with Gypsy

When you spend a little more on a car, you expect to get more out of it, right? Well, honey, trust me – my hubby paid enough for these big, beautiful knockers, so I’m going to make sure he and I both get his money’s worth. I’m going to take them out for so many rides that their odometer will want to flip by the time I’m ready to retire them. And by then, I’ll just be ready for a newer, bigger, better pair. I want my big tits to enter a room long before I do, and you want to be there to see that, don’t you? Then it sounds like big tit phone sex is the thing for you…am I right, dirty boy? I know I am.

OMG I’m so turned on right now – I just had a visual image of your tongue moving all over these delicious melons, stopping to enjoy those lovely pink nipples that are just teasing your sweet tooth. My pussy is dripping with the sweet juices you crave when you look at these ripe melons. Cum on, baby, give me that big tit phone sex because just thinking about all that has these big tits heaving. I won’t lie – my hands keep stopping typing long enough to slip into my panties until my fingers are sooo wet, then right up to play with my tits. I can’t tell you what a turn on it is to play with my nipples with fingers wet with my own pussy juice. I mean, I practically have no choice but to slide those fingers into my mouth and suck them clean, but only so I have a reason to start over again with my fingers deep inside of my pussy. That’s what big tit phone sex does to me!

I’m so horny now…will you help me out and call me for some big tit phone sex soon so I can cum hard with you while you coat these babies in cum? If your cock is hard at the thought, then dial 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Gypsy. I’ve got way more than a mouthful for you, baby!

Vore Fetish Phone Sex with Beth

I have the most amazing regular vore caller. He really knows how to appreciate vore from a sensual perspective. It isn’t just about getting eaten for him. It’s about being slurped slowly by a warm, wet sheath of some kind sucking him slowly into its waiting gut. The exact source of the suction changes, but rest assured that each vore fetish phone sex call I have with this caller will result in some of the hottest, steamiest talk. So hot, in fact, that hearing the intensity in his voice while I describe all of this slow, sensual slurping gets me so turned on that my pussy gets so wet and contracts like it wants to swallow every dick within a five mile radius!

Mmmm sometimes we talk about me directing a hot bbc boyfriend to make his big black cock grow and swallow my caller up. I get to tell him it’s going to be ok, and that he’s really going to make me happy if he gives in and allows that huge, muscular tube to wrap itself around his head and start to slowly suck him in. He can barely hear my voice over the sucking sound that huge cock makes as it works him inside, inch by lumpy inch, but I encourage him because I want him deep inside that dick when it fucks me. I also get to swallow his lovely wife the same way, just up my pussy. The poor, unsuspecting dear spends her time in that vore fetish phone sex call having me ride her face, coating her with my slippery pussy juice just before my cunt opens up and swallows her, face first. That way she’s inside of me when I’m getting fucked by that bbc that’s full of her hubby.

Sometimes we role play other vore fetish scenarios, like he loves to be woken by me, the sexy but dark creature under his bed. I come up at the foot of the bed and start to suck on his toes, then little by little I open my mouth wide and suck him allllll the way in. At least one of us gets to sleep on a full stomach.

What’s your vore fetish phone sex fantasy? Give me a call at dinner time – I’m sure one of us will have a healthy appetite! 1 888 8 FREAKY – ask for Beth for some erotic epicurean delights!

GILF Phone Sex with Delores

Hey there cowboy, you’d better get ready to park those boots for the night and take a wild ass naked ride because guess what, baby? You’re about to have the best GILF phone sex call you’ve ever had! Who the fuck wants to get with a sweet, reserved granny? I fuck women, and I wouldn’t. Why fucking bother if you have to wipe the cobwebs off her ancient cooch? Fellas, puh-lease with that crap! Nobody’s foolin’ anyone here. If you’ve made it to granny status, you’ve taken a dick or two in your life, and trust me honey, I’ve taken MANY dicks in my time.

Nothing has changed, either. I’ve made it a fucking art form, and now you get the delicious pleasure of reaping the benefits of my age and experience. I’m fucking fantastic with any cock that’s in my control, especially when you can’t figure out how to control it yourself. Give it over in a hot GILF phone sex session – how the fuck can you even think to deny a granny her deepest desire??

This cowgirl granny GILF is just dying to get the ultimate down home welcome a girl can get, including your face going down home on my bushy cunt! I’m new here, and I don’t pull any punches – I’ve lived too long to know to not waste my time being a dumb bitch, and now I just want to fill my days with hard liquor and even harder dicks. I’ve fucking earned that shit, having raised two generations of sluts like me, so get ready to spend that GILF phone sex time with me doing nothing but having fun and getting fucked, in a good way of course, baby. I ain’t got time for any bullshit. I only got time for pure fucking nasty fun, so you’d better make this granny happy and drop on by for a spell. I’ll heat something up for you…

1 888 8 FREAKY – Delores is here for all your GILF phone sex needs!! I’m also on Twitter @GildedGILF

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Gypsy

If you’ve got it, you might as well flaunt it, and honey, you know I’ve got it! Your eyes keep bouncing between these words and my photo because you can’t help but want to see more. Well don’t worry, baby, because I want to show you more. In fact, I want to show anyone who wants to see, and maybe even a few who don’t! I love showing off what I’ve worked so hard (and paid so much) to perfect, and I’m happy to share the tales with you on a good exhibitionist phone sex call. I bet you’re dying to hear about them.

Like there was that time I was on vacation in the Caribbean. I was at the pool, and there was this man across the way just eyeing me down. I knew he was watching everything I did, so I made sure to give him something to watch. I took off my sandals, pulled out the suntan lotion, and started to rub it all over my body. I made sure to move my legs so he could see everything – my hands moving up the insides of my thighs, right to my string bikini bottom and, while I knew his eyes were on the prize, I gently slid the tiny sliver of fabric to the side so I could apply lotion to my sweet pussy lips. He got to see everything! Then, purposely teasing him by sliding it back in place – I mean, I didn’t want to get in trouble, did I? – I quickly removed my bikini top right off, letting him catch a good eyeful of each delicious tit, and then flipped over onto my stomach. Aside from the string running up from my gorgeous ass crack, from his angle it looked like I was nude. I totally gave him many good ass wiggles, knowing he was watching the whole time. Then, after I was good and sun baked, I got up off that lounge chair and walked right past him, topless for him and everyone else to see. As I passed, I smiled at him, leaned down to whisper my room number in his ear, and then kept walking. Want to know what happened next? Exhibitionist phone sex is a good place to start.

I bet you have your own stories to tell. Cum on, call Gypsy tonight at 1 888 8 FREAKY and expose your naughty self with some exhibitionist phone sex!!

Cougar Phone Sex with Suzanne

It’s almost that time for me to open the pool for the year and that gets me so excited. Yeah, I do love the pool but what I really love is the smoking hot younger guy I have come over every year to help with that. He and his dad have a pool service business and the first time I met him, my pussy got wet instantly. If you want to hear what happened that day in glorious detail, you’ll have to call me for cougar phone sex. But don’t worry, I’m not the kind of woman who will leave you hanging. I’m gonna tell you a little bit now so you’ll be nice and hard when you call me.

Honestly, from the minute he walked up to me, I wanted to just grab his face and kiss him. The chemistry was super intense right away. I can’t even describe it. He started filling up the pool and we were sitting outside talking during the process. He just all of a sudden said “I don’t mean to be out of line, but you’re one of the most fucking gorgeous women I have ever seen.” I didn’t say anything at all. I just stood up, walked over to him, got down on my knees, and started sucking his cock. I had a feeling that it was gonna be very big and I was not wrong. I love big dicks and suck them a lot, but this one was tough to get down my throat. It didn’t stay there long, though, because almost as soon as he got hard, I stood up, pulled my bikini bottoms to the side and sat right down on his cock.

Do you wanna hear the rest of what happened that day? Just give me a call at 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Suzanne for cougar phone sex.