Some women make excuses and try to spare men’s feelings when he’s working with a short stack. I don’t bother, because my mama always told me that honesty is the best policy. But, I mean, she also said that if you don’t have anything nice to say to not say anything at all. Nobody listens to their mom 100% of the time anyway, right? I mean, it’s not doing a man any favors to let him strut around town feeling like he’s got a magic dick between his legs when it’s more like a twig. It’s unfortunate that some men have to be so small, I guess. But if we didn’t have men who called for humiliation phone sex, how in the world would we know to appreciate all the well-endowed men when they come along to fuck us? And I, for one, surely do appreciate big fat cocks. They feel so good.
I’ve gotten a lot of humiliation phone sex calls, and I have to say that some of these little dicked losers have dated some really great actresses. One dude told me that his ex-wife used to writhe around and flop around and tell him that she couldn’t take his dick anymore because her pussy was raw and sore. And when I asked him the size of this dick that pleased his ex-wife so much, he told me with what I assume was a straight face because he sounded serious, that his dick was 4 and a half inches when it was rock hard. He acted like that was some kind of good thing. I just laughed and laughed. Do you have an itty bitty cock that’s great for humiliation? Get on the phone right now and give me a call. My name is Samantha, and you can reach me at 1 888 8 FREAKY.