How our weak human bodies betray us! Humans are a species of animal and our body functions are a daily reminder of this fact. You can be in an important business meeting, you can be ready to propose marriage to the woman of your dreams, you can be at church or synagogue or mosque and what happens? You fart! Before you can squeeze your asshole tight, it explodes! That big smelly and horribly loud fart came out at just the wrong time! You cannot help but be traumatized by it. You cannot help but remember it with the worst sort of shame. Yes, our bodies betray us and farts are one way this happens but it is a way that is certain to happen since all humans beings have gas build up in their bodies and all human beings have to pass it out of their bodies. It makes for some interesting fart fetish phone sex conversations.
Or maybe nothing like that has ever actually happened to you, at least not in “real life.” But you have inevitably thought about it and how dreadful it would be for you if it did happen. You have imagined it with a curious combination of fear and shame and . . . sexual arousal. Or maybe you were there when it happened to someone else. You felt sorry for the person. But you couldn’t help but laugh about it. You might also have gotten sexually aroused by that person’s uncontrollable publicly expelled fart and even jacked off thinking about it, having a hell of an orgasm thinking about that fart.
Farts are a funny part of life — and so is fart fetish phone sex. All that degradation and fear and humor combines to make farts a turn-on for you. Call me and tell me your fart stories and your fart fantasies and your fart fears and we can both enjoy ourselves with a hot and satisfying session of fart fetish phone sex.
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