Honey, I’ve been smoking a long time. Probably longer than you’ve been alive. I’m in my 60’s now, and I started stealing and sneaking cigs a lot earlier than I’d like to admit. I don’t think I could quit smoking now if I wanted to, but I don’t really want to. My only complaint is how often the phone rings just when I’m taking my first drag off a fresh smoke. It always happens, but that could be because I’m always lighting up throughout the day. There is one definite exception to the frustration I experience when the phone interrupts my smoke break. That would be smoking fetish phone sex. Not only can I smoke, but I can smoke boldly.
I say boldly because let’s be real here, baby – you know I’m not always going to put it out, no matter who is on the other end. I’m going to smoke anyway, but I smoke quietly when I smoke during any other type of call. When it’s smoking fetish phone sex, however, there’s no muting the phone to hide the sound of my cigarette lighter. Not only can I let my smoke blow onto the mic for you, but if you’re calling me for smoking fetish phone sex, you’re going to want to hear me exhale loudly.
One thing is for sure, if I know it’s going to make you rock hard, I’ll chain smoke for you. I love having a rock-hard cock to play with, even if it’s over the phone. I’ve gotten quite good at it after all these years – I’m sure you can imagine. The thing is, you don’t have to imagine it all on your own. I can help you with that.
The number is 1 888 8 FREAKY. The name is Delores. Cum on, baby – make my day and call for smoking fetish phone sex today! I’m about to wrap my lips around a cigarette and suck on it right now.