Imagine, if you will, a fart fetish phone sex call that is unlike any other fart fetish phone sex call. Sure, most fart fetish phone sex callers want to have their faces in my big ole butt while I’m letting the stink rip, and some like to be shrunken down into tiny men who get fully engulfed in my ass and all its stink, but there’s one caller who takes it to a happy little place in the woods…
One day a cute cartoon skunk is hanging out with her friends deep in the woods. While chatting and gossiping, a big, mean wolf approaches her with his teeth showing. The wolf irately accuses the skunk of “talking shit” about him. He tells her he has heard that she has been saying she could take him down if she wanted to, and that he isn’t so tough after all. Hearing this rumor has the wolf very angry, and he wants to show the skunk that she is very wrong.
“I’m going to get you, you little bitch!” the wolf proclaims as he advances toward the skunk. He is showing off his fangs and teeth, trying to intimidate the skunk, but she’s not scared. He gets closer, wondering why this small, furry creature isn’t intimidated, but when he gets only a few inches away he finds out the answer to that question.
RRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
The skunk jumps up in the air, flips around, and lets out a mighty fart, spraying the face of the wolf with the foulest smell he has ever laid his nose upon. His extreme scent senses kick in and that big, bad wolf passes out before he can grab the skunk, a cloud of the skunk’s stink lingering around his head. When he finally comes to, the wolf is humiliated and concedes his weakness to the skunk’s secret stench weapon. All the woodland creatures get to go about their day with a new level of respect, and maybe a little fear, for the skunk.
Now who’s in charge?
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