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I bet you can barely talk to women, can you? Every time you see some ample cleavage you get a wee boner don’t you? That’s what a desperate loser are you are! You’re so lonely and desperate that you would poke anything. See, I told you you were the perfect guy to call me for humiliation phone sex. That’s the only way someone like you will ever get the attention of a hot sexy slut like me. I’m not sure you’re worth me pissing on let alone let you look at me or touch me. But I can guarantee you one way you can fully satisfy me. And that’s letting me berate and verbally bashed you on humiliation phone sex. That’s the only way you’re ever going to make a girl feel good. So grab your tissues and do what you know you need to. Call me for humiliation phone sex. At least then you can finally say you made a girl happy.
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