Some guys just don’t measure up. And I’m not even talking about my high standards, I’m just talking about too many guys having a really, really small dick! I’m personally a big fan of the massive cocks, but I know that some girls will accept the average-sized dick. You, however…you can’t even pass for average. It’s a good thing you’re a fan of small penis humiliation!
Go ahead, pull your dick out and let me see exactly what I’m working with. Holy fuck. What even is that tiny thing? Do you really expect to be able to get a girl with something that small let alone get a girl off? I’m not even sure that that penis of yours could fit between my pussy lips and slide inside me! I don’t think it should even qualify as a penis, it’s more like a clit!
I’m well aware that there are growers and there are showers, but your penis looks like it’s not capable of either. Might as well add me to the list of girls to laugh at you during a small penis humiliation session because I’m cackling already. Of course, it doesn’t really count unless you can hear it. I guess you’ll just have to pick up the phone!
Don’t feel too bad. There are lots of dicks in the world that are just as useless as yours. Just do all the women a favor and don’t bother trying, okay? No one actually wants to pretend to enjoy a penis like yours. Give me some prime entertainment instead! You know how little of a man you are, but I want to tell you more.
So, what do you say, Mr. Tiny? Call me up for some small penis humiliation and a lot of laughs on my part. 1-888-8-FREAKY and ask for Kennedy