First things first, I need to know your cock size. I hope you’re aware that any guy with a dick that’s less than six inches isn’t getting anywhere near me. It’s the guys that are even smaller than boring five inches that really crack me up, though. But, please, I’m more than happy to tease you about how useless it is endlessly. You pinky sized pricks sure do love a good round of small penis humiliation phone sex after all!
Do you know what I find absolutely hilarious? When a guy with a tiny member calls his mini-me his cock. Oh, honey, that tiny penis has not earned the name! Hell, if it’s less than 3 inches hard, I’m hesitant to even consider it a penis. It’s not like you’ll ever manage to penetrate anyone with it. You know it’s the truth!
Seven inches and up is where the fun really lies for a girl like me as well as the true category of cock. I’ll bless you with dick sometimes, just because little dick is fun to say, but really, calling it a clit is far more accurate. Might as well slip some panties on because you’re part of the way to becoming a sissy already! It’s only the logical next step after small penis humiliation phone sex, don’t you think?
You can cry all you want, itty bitty bub. You may think I’m mean but honesty is the best policy with tiny pricks like you. It’s important to make sure that you know where you stand in the hierarchy! If it isn’t clear already, you’re at the bottom of the totem pole and there’s no changing that.
It’s time to put that miniature penis to use and entertain me. Are you ready for the real dressing down? 1-888-8-FREAKY and ask for Kennedy and an epically embarrassing small penis humiliation phone sex session!