We all know that you sneak off to the adult book store every now and then while your oblivious wife is away. She’s most likely out with her girlfriends or visiting family. You probably have Grindr downloaded to your phone under a different name and different app photo to avoid suspicion. Don’t deny it. Everyone can tell that you’re a cocksucker from a mile away. Your wife doesn’t know, but we all know. She’s so naive that she thinks her husband’s feminine tendencies are just soooo sweet. “He’s not like one of those men who are obsessed with toxic masculinity! He’s so in touch with his feminine side! He’s such a sweet man!” GAG! That’s just what she thinks. You’re playing the part of the heterosexual and loyal husband perfectly. It’s all a ruse and you know in your heart that all you want to do is take it in the ass like a good slut. Coerced bisexual phone sex is an itch that you need scratched and I am definitely willing to scratch it for you.
You don’t need to feel too ashamed, not unless you want to be condemned for sucking dick. Maybe that’s how you get your rocks off. You’re probably one of those weirdo Christian dudebros who goes to church every Sunday and has to hide the fact that he can’t stop thinking about cock. You’re afraid that you’ll spontaneously combust while everyone is on their knees praying, yet you’re there fantasizing about being fucked and choked like a good little bitch. I say that you should give in to your desire and stop worrying about what everyone in your community will think IF they potentially find out that you’ve been a closeted cock sucker for decades. Coerced bisexual phone sex is the non-traditional way of coping with the fact that you’re a closeted homo. You need this. Don’t be scared.
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