The other night I was watching one of those cheesy survival reality shows. You know the naked and afraid one where there are two people thrust into the wilderness someplace and told to survive naked. Isn’t modern television fun? At first, I was mildly disappointed that I could not see the guy’s genitals. I want to be able to compare the two men’s sizes to each other, but your girl Darcy has a fine imagination. Anyway, the show had a hard time holding my attention because I kept wondering what it would be like for these completely exposed people in the middle of nowhere if it were more like a luau party. My thoughts started to wander off about CFNM phone sex. CFNM is a clothed female, nude male. Just think of how fun a luau would be where all the men were naked and women clothed.
So back to the reality show for a moment and I’ll explain how it triggered my nude luau fantasy. Sure these people are totally nude on camera for the show but what about the camera crew filming them? Surely they’re clothed, right? Then I started thinking of all the CFNM phone sex calls that I love so much. If I were in charge of the show, I’d make sure all the men were naked and there were sexy clothed female camera crew members. How hot and humiliating! I guess I would be filming a porno because I want everyone to see how we measure every single penis at the luau, both soft and erect. I’ll then make sure they are lined up in accordance with height. That is their penile height. Some of the women will be bigger size queen than others, but all the clothed women will walk up and down the line giving them all a good inspection before we compare the larger cocks to the smaller cocks.
We’ll take careful notes on our special luau ledger that measure things like girth, personal grooming, ball circumference, circumcision, and even the men’s embarrassment levels. Personally, the more embarrassed the exposed naked male is, the more erotic I find it. What’s even more arousing is when they become bashful and sometimes ashamed when they are in the presence of a beautiful woman with all her clothes on.
And what’s a CFNM phone sex luau without all the fun games? Remember that line we put all the naked guys in according to their cock length? It’s time for them to do the limbo from smallest to largest cock! How low can you go?! Don’t worry guys, we’ll be taking careful notes during this process as well, so be sure to bring your A-game. We’ll also need to do some hula hooping, but only for the men! It’s time to show us what you’re working with. I am already very interested in seeing all the big cocks flop about, but even the little cocks and balls are going to be worth a giggle. There will also be one of my FAVORITE games because it does involve all the women as well. Cock ring toss! Everyone will be throwing colorful plastic rings and trying to land them on the erect penises. The littlest one will be the most challenging for the women and the most embarrassing for the little dicks!
Wouldn’t you enjoy Miss Darcy’s version of naked and afraid better than that cheesy TV show? Think of all the fun we could have together with CFNM phone sex fantasies. You exposed, inspected, and embarrassed while me and all my friends have a field day using you as our entertainment.
Call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Miss Darcy.