I think it’s funny when a guy thinks he’s hot shit because he has like, money and a fast car and stuff. It’s pretty obvious to a princess like me that a dude who has to overcompensate with all sorts of bravado and expensive tastes is really making up for a lack of something in the bedroom department. *giggles* That’s why he, and let’s be honest you too since this is totally who you are, will totally try to take on some bratty domme phone sex with me!!!
Thing is, I will totally do whatever I want with you. First off you better believe I am going to drain your bank account before I’m even going to think about letting you lay a single finger on my absolute perfection. I mean, you KNOW I’m too hot for you just as much as I do, so you’d better start trying to earn your way into my panties by being extra-super nice to me and getting me all sorts of extra-super special presents and pampering!!! Not that that will necessarily work or anything. But it’s really the only way you can even start to come close with this perfect goddess *giggles*
So is bratty domme phone sex really your thing and you’re going to pick up and dial??? Or are you just the type who’s going to sit there and waste my time all night??? I have nothing but scorn for pathetic losers who can’t handle being treated like the dickless worms they are and they really only make me point and laugh. Is that more your thing, honey??? *giggles* I have absolutely no problem being the goddess your little scum self worships even while I laugh and humiliate you the entire time. Your bratty domme phone sex mistress’s name is Jocelyn, honey, and you can find me at 1-888-8-FREAKY!!!