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If you want, I could do more than grope your dick through your pants. It really is the way I prefer to welcome new younger guys to the neighborhood. You are such good fucks and I have to get to you before all of the other cougars in the neighborhood do. They are all nasty skanks anyway – who knows what kind of disease you’d catch if you fucked any of them?! That’s not what you want, is it? I didn’t think so.
What kind of kinky stuff do you want to do with me? I will teach you how to fuck. I mean, sure, you know the basics, but you don’t know how to fuck the way I do. I’ll teach you to please a woman totally and completely. Women will be coming back to you over and over again. Your dick and your tongue will be famous.
Are you ready for your cougar phone sex adventure with me? I know I am! Just call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask to talk to Suzanne.