Hey, you dirty fucks, Kennedy here! You may have guessed it, but I’m pretty anti-religion, especially anything mainstream, like Christianity. In fact, if I’m going to be invoking any superior figures, it’s going to be my favorite dick, Satan, or one of his underlings. So lets fuck in the name of Satan and denounce all ties to the Holy Spirit with some religious blasphemy phone sex!
My delicious, bisexual pussy loves to be pummeled by a guy that’s taking Satan’s massive cock in his ass! What would be even better is if I was blowing Jesus at the same time. In fact, I think the son of God could use some sodomy in his life, so why don’t you take charge of his asshole and shove his face against my strap on? Everyone knows that Jesus is just a closeted bottom anyways.
We can pledge ourselves to Satan and with his blessing enjoy the perfect sin that is religious blasphemy phone sex. Let’s turn that cross upside-down, drawn an inverted pentacle in our blood, and take pleasure from each other’s bodies until the sun comes up. Let’s do lines as our offering to Satan and take shots off of his cock. Let him spread his seed on my body for you to use to lube up my lesbian whore pussy. Curse the Holy Spirit and Jesus Christ as you tear into my slick, soaked pussy and make me scream and beg and cry for release from the never ending pleasure of the original sin. My body convulsing around your cock as we pray to be taken over by the spirits of Hell and brought to their realm of burning fire and perfect punishment, and your cum filling me with the seed of Satan’s spawn.
Doesn’t religious blasphemy phone sex sound like the best orgasm ever? Go ahead and say “Fuck you, God,” and dial 1-888-8-FREAKY and ask for Kennedy!