Holy its Monday already! Some how my weekend just blew by me. Well I maybe a touch sticky from the fun I was having. I know not like you guys would know anything about hot sweaty and sticky weekends. Or you wish you did. Your pretty content to have Monday roll around and be back sitting at your office desk looking at barely legal phone sex blogs wishing you could get that kinky with your other half.
Heads up you married a prude your days of freaky shit is over!
Well maybe not entirely. I mean you did stumble upon my blog. And I do like to do kinky things. Oh and shit look at that I am a barely legal phone sex princess! Dude your Monday just got way better.
Like you can take your hand off your dick and dial my number. Cause lets face it talking about kinky and naughty things are way better. Especially when you have my super cute barely legal phone sex voice in your ear. I know I am a bit bias on that but really everyone says I am uber adorable. PLUS I have like no limits. Well a few if your a loser I really dont wanna fuck you but I am totally up for teasing your old man balls till they are blue.
Wait maybe I shouldnt of told you about my tendency to be a brat. Well the cats out of the bag now. Too late. I mean sure I could erase that part but eh. Might as well let you know now that you could be calling a barely legal phone sex girl who is gonna be all sugary sweet or a bratty bitch. Hmmm which will you get?????
Well I am off to put on my super cute cotton panties, a crop top and knee socks. For some reason when I wear that I feel extra … Well you will find out soon enough.
HappyMonday! 1-888-837-3259 just ask for barely legal phone sex princess Josie.