I don’t wanna weird you out, but if we’re on a date, like to the movies, and I start masturbating, I may NOT be horny. I could be bored.
See, I love mutual masturbation, and now that a lot of theaters have those lifting arm rests it makes it easier to get at all the important parts, both mine and YOURS! LOLOLOLOL
Now I know this is going to sound weird, but I masturbate when I’m bored. If I’m HORNY, I’ll take your shit out and start masturbating YOU. Once I rode a guy all the way till the credits rolled. If you wait a few weeks till everyone’s already seen the movie, you can get an empty movie theater all to yourself and fuck buck naked. True story.
But the key to not getting caught is keeping it small, like mutual masturbation. And with a young voice phone sex chick like me, you don’t have to put a hole in the popcorn bucket! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Hey what you waiting for? Just Dial 1-888-31-HONEY and Ask for Jaymee
Cus I’m the co-ed phone sex cutie you wanna chat at! I’m totally lookin’ forward to talkin’ t’ya.